Ever read a sentence so badly constructed that it makes you want to wash your eyes out with soap? See word usage so stupid that you lose your faith in humanity for the rest of the day?

Well, there's not much we can do about it, but we can blow off a few puffs of steam.

This is a thread for posting hideous things found on websites. Paste your dreadful examples so we can all have a bitter laugh at the expense of (anonymous) bloggers and journalists. Let's see who can find the Worst of the Web!

Please don't post links or name the site or the person responsible for the blooper.

Here's a good example of a bad example:

"...more people are killed every year sitting on the beach by falling coconuts than those by sharks..."