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    Royalty for a Week, and Shameless The Rest of The Time (Volume IV)

    Carry on!

    With a link to Volume III for those who need one.
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    Anybody seen the royal dragon?
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Prince Porter...gah!


    I hope the Royals (as well as our Queen, of course) recover from the earth tremor and find the castle's new location.
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    I just regret I forgot to launch him from the catapult before I passed on the crown this last time.


    My Queen, a gift for you of 50 yr old Glenfiditch, to assist your "girl talk":

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    "The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark."
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    You can add this to your stash so the old broads bash keeps on rollin'

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    It is a better gift than you have been giving them, Prince Porter. Go ahead, be my guest.
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
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    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    By request... a link to Volume III, here and in the first post.
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    Good morning, my Queen.

    Good morning, dear Royals.


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    Mornin' Amby ... hope the sun shines on you today.

    Mornin' Royals.

    That dungeon sure is a mess of splinters. It was starting to feel comfy.
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Good grief! I had to stumble around a bit to find the new palace. I never know what's going on.




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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    That dungeon sure is a mess of splinters. It was starting to feel comfy.

    Splinters? Hmmph
    I'll have you know those are imported bamboo slivers.

    But you're going to have to wash your feet before I shove them under those toenails. Ack!


    *collapses in chair*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked View Post
    I need more hands. There is no way I can hold more than two bottles at once. Martha and Leon get to the bottles first, and Elijah jumps all over me wanting his bottle.
    If I remember the secret correctly, you place one bottle against your side and pin it with your arm, then hold the other two. Though you need to be stronger than the kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    If I remember the secret correctly, you place one bottle against your side and pin it with your arm, then hold the other two. Though you need to be stronger than the kids.

    The wimpy little plastic pop bottles are hard to hold onto.
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    If I remember the secret correctly, you place one bottle against your side and pin it with your arm, then hold the other two. Though you need to be stronger than the kids.
    The real secret is to finish one, wipe your lips, then start on the next one.
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Well good morning...er...afternoon.
    *squints at sun*
    I must thank Princess Ambrosia and Prince Porter for their generous gift of spirits. They very much aided the girl talk last night. Now, doth any of you have a cure for my headache?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    The real secret is to finish one, wipe your lips, then start on the next one.

    Eww

    *makes note to keep Porter away from the baby bottles*
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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