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Thread: Royalty for a Week, and Shameless The Rest of The Time (Volume IV)

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    by the way, if you stick to Woodford reserve you can say you don't drink as much alcohol as you do other stuff.
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    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    there is thing called google where you can type in something like "Woodford reserve" to find out things like that.
    Wow really? I thought it was exclusive to the Caste and therefore beyond Google's purview.

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    Yeah, I know. I'm afraid to try using it but I've heard of it and figured you might have a better chance than I do.
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Good evening, Royals!

    Another decent day for me. I hope this streak holds up for the rest of the week.
    "Be yourself; everyone else is taken." - Oscar Wilde

    "Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence." - Hal Borland


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    Good luck Princess LadyV.

    Hope the good times are here to stay.

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    Winning streaks my favourite!
    Live a poem. Or die a fool^

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    *pokes head in*

    Hello, my royal family. I've missed you all. I hope everyone is doing well (excuse me for not reading back all these pages to find out).

    *bows to whomever is currently wearing the crown*

    *opens massive bag and dumps treasures out, creating a large mound of gold, gems, and shoes*

    Oh, whoops! These are mine.

    *puts shoes back in the bag*

    *backs out of the room slowly*

    I'll be back later! (So you may want to secure your belongings)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Princess Lillian! *Tackle Hugs!*

    Ahem, yes. Decorum. ( )

    Good morning, dear Royals.

    I do suppose if we all hold our questions and only look things up on the magical part of the portal known as "Google" we will soon have less conversation than we are currently having in here, don't you think? Hmmmm?


    Today's degree: go out and celebrate with someone on something. You know, birthdays or accomplishments or whatever. Maybe tell a few jokes in the Cabaret. Do something that will bring a smile to someone--perhaps even yourself.
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    *tackle-hugs back*

    Decorum? Is that where you put up banners and balloons and stuff? Sounds like a great idea! Let’s decorum the castle!

    No? Oh. Er. Sorry.

    *hides streamers behind back*
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    *aims a second tackle hug at Princess Lillian, taking care to secure waller before doing so*

    Good to see you around again. Hope you are doing super well.


    Dear Queen
    I shall comply forthwith, although I am glad to say that having Princess Lillian back has certainly brought a smile to me.

    *pats down robes in search of wallet*



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    Dear Queen
    I just recalled that I recenlty ordered one of Terry Pratchett's novels as a gift for someone. That should bring a smile to them. Does it suffice my Radiant Monarch?
    Last edited by Welcheren; 11-15-2017 at 08:43 PM.

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    I'll count it, Prince Welcheren. Good gift, btw.
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    Michelangelo

    "You don't need thick skin, you just need perseverance." leifwright


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    By the way, Princess Lillian... love the gorgeous shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welcheren View Post
    *aims a second tackle hug at Princess Lillian, taking care to secure waller before doing so*

    Good to see you around again. Hope you are doing super well.


    Dear Queen
    I shall comply forthwith, although I am glad to say that having Princess Lillian back has certainly brought a smile to me.

    *pats down robes in search of wallet*
    Welcheren! We're making a human hug pile. Please join us.

    Nice to see you. I'm doing quite splendid at the moment. Had a rough couple of months but am back in the saddle, so to speak. How are you?

    Oh...hehe... you dropped this. *gives Welchy back his wallet* Yeah, it was empty when I found it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welcheren View Post
    By the way, Princess Lillian... love the gorgeous shoes.
    Why thank you! A pair a day keeps the doctor away. Pretty sure that's how the saying goes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyV View Post
    Good evening, Royals!

    Another decent day for me. I hope this streak holds up for the rest of the week.
    I knew I'd jinx myself by saying this. Today, I not only broke off the tip of fertilization gun, but my truck tried to break down again. It wouldn't start. Then it suddenly did. I left it running for the rest of the day while finished as many jobs as I could. Tomorrow it'll receive a new starter. I really, really, need to be laid off. I'm afraid if I work any longer, I'll bring Armageddon upon the Earth.
    "Be yourself; everyone else is taken." - Oscar Wilde

    "Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence." - Hal Borland


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    The are a lot questions about me google won't answer

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    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Well, I for one know better than to look. I enjoy a good mystery.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snitchcat View Post
    Princess Wicked! It has, indeed, been far too long! Hi! How are you, and how are the dungeons filling up?
    The dungeon would probably fill up faster, if I didn't keep wandering off for extended periods of time. Darned prisoners keep escaping.


    . . . or something is eating them.
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    *munches the last prisoner*

    *Innocent look* I didn't do anything; that was the resident Cthulhu-esque mascot...

    I did the happy thing last night (my time) -- went to dinner with a friend and brought her homemade cinnamon rolls (she had one this morning (my time) for breakfast and loved it).

    *joins hug pile, has no treasures hidden on her dragon self, and am not changing into the human version of me*
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    *is crushed beneath all the hugs*
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyV View Post
    I really, really, need to be laid off. I'm afraid if I work any longer, I'll bring Armageddon upon the Earth.


    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked View Post
    The dungeon would probably fill up faster, if I didn't keep wandering off for extended periods of time. Darned prisoners keep escaping.


    . . . or something is eating them.
    Someone went down and was messing with your pets while you were away. I can't remember who it was now. Or if they survived.

    Glad you're back. I'll see if we have any snacks miscreants to feed your pets for the dungeon.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    *is crushed beneath all the hugs*
    That's what you get for being gone so long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ambrosia View Post




    Someone went down and was messing with your pets while you were away. I can't remember who it was now
    Thank you
    Last edited by Beanie5; 11-16-2017 at 10:03 AM.
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    Good morning, dear Royals.

    Well, "good morning" for those of you in my time zone in the A.R.o.R.L.. Good something else for those peeps.

    I trust everyone has a lovely day planned? I hope so.

    I miss being able to post pictures.
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    "The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark."
    Michelangelo

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    Good day, your honorable Highness!
    Vivere militare est.

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    Good morning, Your Majesty. My dear royals. I hope all of you are having a splendid day.

    If you're missing any of your personal items, it seems I am a sleep-thiever. Please feel free to look through this collection of items I acquired overnight and take back whatever is yours.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Good morning, Your Majesty. My dear royals. I hope all of you are having a splendid day.

    If you're missing any of your personal items, it seems I am a sleep-thiever. Please feel free to look through this collection of items I acquired overnight and take back whatever is yours.
    *Curls up on the pile. Do not disturb the dragon.*
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