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    Funny Fake Names You've Heard

    Ok, so let's be immature here...When I was in the 8th grade, the boy I had a huge crush on wrote "Max E. Pad" on the name space on his book cover. I thought that this was the most brilliant play on words ever!

    I'm also fond of Anita Bath and Amanda Huggenkiss.

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    Buddy of my brother actually signed up for a new phone and gave this name, which they dutifully put in the phone book.

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    Haywood Jablome. Ooops great minds think alike I also like Matt Trez.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow_Ferret
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW
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    It's not 'fake'...
    I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death. --Thomas Hobbes

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW
    You're a smug, sneering, ranting asshole, and yet even when I despise your position, I like you.
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    Not funny either....
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    I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death. --Thomas Hobbes

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW
    You're a smug, sneering, ranting asshole, and yet even when I despise your position, I like you.
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    Sometimes, real names are better than fakes.

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    A kid in my school was called Wayne King and his father's name was Joe.

    I taught the youngest of three brothers whose name was Eddie. No problem but his brothers were John and Ken. Still no problem? John, Ken, Eddie. Say it fast.


    And this time I'm actually serious



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    Quote Originally Posted by oswann
    A kid in my school was called Wayne King and his father's name was Joe.

    I taught the youngest of three brothers whose name was Eddie. No problem but his brothers were John and Ken. Still no problem? John, Ken, Eddie. Say it fast.


    And this time I'm actually serious



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    Took me a sec, but: John Kennedy.
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    It would be funnier if they had sisters named Did, Mary, and Lynn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW
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    Many moons ago, back in the 70's or 80's, I think, National Lampoon had an issue that was a spoof on a high school yearbook. They had fake play-on-word names throughout, if I remember correctly. I don't have the time to search for it this afternoon (I have to teach). Anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    It would be funnier if they had sisters named Did, Mary, and Lynn.

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    I used to prank the operator with stuff like this:

    Ella Fino
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeEkaitis
    Sometimes, real names are better than fakes.

    Yes. Better indeed. Check out the Funny Name Server. http://www.funnyname.com/
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