Oh I dunno. I kind of heard that one coming down the street...
Just surprised it made it this far.
Just surprised it made it this far.
Oh I dunno. I kind of heard that one coming down the street...
Just surprised it made it this far.
How DARE you bring a plot bunny in the pub! Quick, nobody feed it or get it wet.
*backs away slowly from BryanT*
Also, um, you see, Ona isn't just ANY squirrel. And if she's really given up coffee and sugar...*eep*
Uh huh... What happens when she gives up coffee and sugar?
*munches more popcorn wipes drool from corner of mouth**loads hypo with caramel frappuccino*
EEP! *Runs and hides behind TiddleywinksWon't be a man or marriage safe for forty parsecs.
I figure we'll have about six seconds before the dizziness fades.
And what kinds of things do they do? -- mine like to hide my filters, so I am as surprised at what comes out of my mouth as everyone else!
AHEM. Ah yes, as I was saying, I have a bone to pick with you, sir. Next time, when you tell the trolls to clean up the "mess" behind the bar, make sure to tell them not to mess with the glitter abode under the trapdoor. Do you realize they took a VACUUM CLEANER to my sparkles?
AND THEY LEFT THE DUST!!
P.S. New Pubbers. I'm harmless, really.
Besides, I am sweet, innocent, naive and shy conveniently abbreviated SINS! Who could possibly be cross with a face as innocent as mine...
I'm pretty much sunk aren't I?
How DARE you bring a plot bunny in the pub! Quick, nobody feed it or get it wet.
*backs away slowly from BryanT*
Also, um, you see, Ona isn't just ANY squirrel. And if she's really given up coffee and sugar...*eep*
EEP! *Runs and hides behind Tiddleywinks
now where did I put that cloak of invisibility?
That's one thing. Especially Kyra. She's a smarta$$. Samantha has been under a lot of stress and her mood is subject to change without notice.
Plot bunnies? And glitter? Tiddleywinks, this could be the beginning of a wonderful friendship.Uh oh. You don't mess with Tidd's glitter.
Yup. You're harmless. As long as no one messes with your glitter or makes you sic your plot bunnies on them.
Uhm. . . see above note about YOUR plot bunnies. As I recall you let a few loose; more than once.
Ut oh.Neither will help you. Believe me.
OOOH. I hate it when my characters are having a manic depressive day. It's amazing what they will fixate on and drone on about.
Details! You can' leave a line like that without following up with details! Please?
Ut oh.
*looks up at the ceiling fan. Pulls out a squirrel trap, scoops up some nuts to bait the trap with and sets it up.*
Eh. . . she's allowed. She has no idea why someone is trying to kill her so it's kinda understandable she'd be a bit stressed out.
That was months ago. I've lost a lot of sleep since then and you want me to remember details?
I have memories of horrid pix. . . cute little bunnies who morphed into evil, bloody, things with weapons. . . so many monster bunnies. . . .*shudder
(Seriously, they're worse than gremlins if you feed them or splash water on them.)
May I suggest adding something glittery, and maybe some fabulous shoes. . .
'course not being male would help.
But .. do I get any protections for being gay? It's possible we even have the same taste in men
digs out a fabulous glitter bomb and places it next to nuts in the trap. whips out phone to order an extra special pair of beauitufully high heeled shoes that glitter! I'm thinking something like this:
Sorry can't do anything about. But .. do I get any protections for being gay? It's possible we even have the same taste in men
Only if I get the same protections for being totally asexual.
*fist pumps Bryan*
No one has mentioned Whoops to you then?
(writers helping out oversexed psyhco squirrels).
Uh oh. You don't mess with Tidd's glitter.
Yup. You're harmless. As long as no one messes with your glitter or makes you sic your plot bunnies on them.
Uhm. . . see above note about YOUR plot bunnies. As I recall you let a few loose; more than once.
Plot bunnies? And glitter? Tiddleywinks, this could be the beginning of a wonderful friendship.
I have memories of horrid pix. . . cute little bunnies who morphed into evil, bloody, things with weapons. . . so many monster bunnies. . . .*shudder
(Seriously, they're worse than gremlins if you feed them or splash water on them.)
digs out a fabulous glitter bomb and places it next to nuts in the trap. whips out phone to order an extra special pair of beauitufully high heeled shoes that glitter! I'm thinking something like this:
*Pants begin beeping as hidden sensors detect the trap. Microbots zip through the pub and quickly render the trap inert. Pants return to normal.**sets up a Kuranes trap so that he can't sneak in without being noticed*
*baits it with exploding cupcakes*
Huh? I don't recall telling them to do that.AHEM. Ah yes, as I was saying, I have a bone to pick with you, sir. Next time, when you tell the trolls to clean up the "mess" behind the bar, make sure to tell them not to mess with the glitter abode under the trapdoor. Do you realize they took a VACUUM CLEANER to my sparkles?
AND THEY LEFT THE DUST!!
Huh? I don't recall telling them to do that.*Sneaks into pub.*
*Pants begin beeping as hidden sensors detect the trap. Microbots zip through the pub and quickly render the trap inert. Pants return to normal.*
*Pulls out Trollish-to-English dictionary.*
Well, the words for "backdrop" and "trapdoor" are somewhat similar in Trollish. Maybe they misunderstood? As you know, I've made peace with the forces of Glitter. I would never intentionally sow any sort of discord!
Wow step out for a bit and all glitter breaks loose. Ok Bryan just remember that glitter and trolls and well other creatures can rain down on you any given moment here. <ducks when a bat thing swooshes by> Yep rain or dive bombs. I clean up around the bar with the automatic broom and mop borrowed from Walt Disney. Set out some independance day treats of cupcakes, cookies and a cake with sparkler decorations. Now Kuranes no throwing these cupcakes and goodies at the wall and don't light the sparklers until you get approval of tiddlywinks on the glitter effects. Happy weekend and holiday to those of use that are in USA. See ya later.
Hey again everyone!
I joined awhile ago, started to become active here, and then my day job kind of wrecked my free time and my life.
Same day job just about did round number two on me, and my husband encouraged me (with his support) to quit.
I'm trying to reconnect to a few places, and work on my writing while I search for that day job again.
So, hello, and I hope things have been good.
Your sarcasm is duly noted in the sparkly black book of doom. Vengeance shall be mine!
Those weren't mine. Those were Aunty's I believe. Mine are cute, fluffy and innocent looking. Until you turn your back on them.
Then they are rabid, vicious little things who have sparkly war paint (see previous disclaimer).
a quarter inch below topsoil,
one inch apart.
rows should be spaced no less than 14 inches.
Wha?
Like you didn't wanna know?
*pulls out glitter and troll umbrella.
Hey again everyone!
I joined awhile ago, started to become active here, and then my day job kind of wrecked my free time and my life.
Same day job just about did round number two on me, and my husband encouraged me (with his support) to quit.
I'm trying to reconnect to a few places, and work on my writing while I search for that day job again.
So, hello, and I hope things have been good.