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Hannah M said:

And that's exactly why the British chose to cut off contact with Americans

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*Throws mud at Hannah*

Nekko said:

*Throws mud at Hannah*

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You're being extra gentle because she's a noob, aren't you. What a polite little finger monkey you are. And Brits try to claim 'Mercans don't have manners.

*throws more mud at Hannah*

*grunts*

I can also do hippo imitations, look!

*throws mud at Cass, Nekko and the statue of liberty*
*grrrrrunt!*

*slips on mud pie and falls flat on face*

ah. I guess it does require special talent, after all. You US-ians sure are a talented species!

Hannah M said:

I can also do hippo imitations, look!

*throws mud at Cass, Nekko and the statue of liberty*
*grrrrrunt!*

*slips on mud pie and falls flat on face*

ah. I guess it does require special talent, after all. You US-ians sure are a talented species!

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*bows*

That's what you get for taking on the 'Mericans
(and what did the Statue of Liberty do to you? I didn't throw mud at the Queen mum did I?)

*grunts approval at Nekko*

*throws mud in air to celebrate*

For crying out loud. Do I have to bring more Us into this thread now?

*grunts*

I can't even begin to list the things we need in this thread now. But a good anti-battery device would be a start. And maybe we might want to nail the place down -- cray took it on quite the road trip this afternoon.

And a few flags and fireworks might be in order.

More mud, too.

Haggis said:

For crying out loud. Do I have to bring more Us into this thread now?

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H-how m-much m-m-more is there of you?

and why do you speak in the plural like that?

You should hear him go on when he thinks no one is listening in the Horror Hounds...

Hannah M said:

And that's exactly why the British chose to cut off contact with Americans

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Oddly enough, I remember learning that bit of history a bit differently.


As I recall, we kicked you out. Twice, no less.

I'd watch it, if I were you. Hannah has pretty good aim with a mudball.

I mean, considering she's not 'Mercan.

*grunts*

She's not a WHAT now??





Oh, wait, you spelled that with a "ca." Not the thing I was thinking of.

Uhhhh.... isn't it Merkin?

slcboston said:

She's not a WHAT now??





Oh, wait, you spelled that with a "ca." Not the thing I was thinking of.

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ahahaha that's what I was thinking...

*wanders into pub
*wonders where all the mud came from
*hopes everyone had fun
*serves self a strong drink before hauling out a mop to clean up the place

pkbax, just so you know i've decided that i'm not going to take over this thread by force anymore.



i'm going to lay low and wait for them to come to me.
i'm sure they'll come to their senses soon enough.

cray said:

pkbax, just so you know i've decided that i'm not going to take over this thread by force anymore.



i'm going to lay low and wait for them to come to me.
i'm sure they'll come to their senses soon enough.

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Oh. . . uhm. . . I mean. . . thanks for the info.

you're welcome.

Hi everyone!

I seem to have developed a disturbing allergy to mud. I start grunting whenever I'm hit with mud travelling at a high velocity
i.e. over 0ms[SUP]-1[/SUP]. It can be quite embarrassing. People are thinking I'm a merry can!

So thanks for cleaning up, pkbax. Much appreciated. Have a bar of chocolate. Bailey flavoured, limited edition.

Boy, am I tired!
*sits down*
*squelch!*

oh dear

slcboston said:

Oddly enough, I remember learning that bit of history a bit differently.


As I recall, we kicked you out. Twice, no less.

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Listen, you are (probably) a writer. So I assume you are aware of the fact that boring books must be rewritten. The same applies to history books. I mean, haven't you heard of the Silk Curtain in the Russian books?

Could also be selective amnesia. Hm. I've just diagnosed you!

So basically, I'm sorry to break your heart, but the truth is that we Brats Brits got rid of you. Your teachers have been lying to you.

Yup. Truth hurts. Have a seat.

*Hands over the chair she recently vacated*

Hannah M said:

So basically, I'm sorry to break your heart, but the truth is that we Brats Brits got rid of you. Your teachers have been lying to you.

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All I know is, some dodgy old woman wakes up one morning, gets a bee in her royal bonnet, she can tell you lot what to do.


Whereas here, it doesn't work that way.



ETA: And not only did we kick you out, twice, we also saved your bacon, twice.

Only person who tells me what to do is my Mum. And she ain't some dodgy old woman.

Just goes to show your lack of knowledge, queen's a figurehead. Monarchy hasn't meant much since Charles I was beheaded at the end of the civil war in the 1600s and Oliver Cromwell got Charles II to be king minus the power.

And about saving our bacon... if your little country had been a little more involved and a little less snobbish and isolationist, WWII wouldn't have happened as Mr H, whose photo appeared here recently courtesy of Cass, would have stopped in his tracks. Where were you when the League of Nations tried to keep peace? Where were you when the Japanese invaded Manchuria, or by the Abyssinian crisis?! Making matters worse, that's where you were! Then to show that you really do 'care' about the world, you finally decided to show your face! And don't get me started on WWI...

See? Told you we have good history teachers here

I knew history once.