UK Politician says affair resulting in child not wrong.

Vince524 · Jun 19, 2013

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/uk-pol-admits-affair-alien-lover-article-1.1376650

Simon Parkes, 53, says he is beamed up into outer space to make out with his lover — whom he calls the Cat Queen — four times a year.

And their romantic trysts have led Parkes, a father of three humans, to also have his very own little green man, whom he has named Zarka.

And.... go.

Xelebes · Jun 19, 2013

Article?

veinglory · Jun 19, 2013

Bonkers, or pretending to be bonkers, or has a unique take on his lucid dreams.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/uk-pol-admits-affair-alien-lover-article-1.1376650

In any case, the Whitby Town Council is not exactly a major politic world power. So, I doubt it matters.

Haggis · Jun 19, 2013

Doesn't sound much different from my Congresscritter.

Psst. Got a link?

eta: Never mind, Vince. Thanks, VG.

cray · Jun 19, 2013

veinglory said:
Bonkers, or pretending to be bonkers, or has a unique take on his lucid dreams.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/uk-pol-admits-affair-alien-lover-article-1.1376650

In any case, the Whitby Town Council is not exactly a major politic world power.

i just looked at that article...

his mom has totally got it going on!

Haggis · Jun 19, 2013

cray said:
i just looked at that article...

his mom has totally got it going on!

His Mum's the Governator?

Vince524 · Jun 19, 2013

Sorry, I thought I posted the link.

mirandashell · Jun 19, 2013

Errmmmm... .this is the MP for Whitby:

http://www.robertgoodwill.co.uk/

I mean, guys? Really?

mirandashell · Jun 19, 2013

Ok, I did a bit more digging and found this:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...Ive-fathered-a-child-with-my-ALIEN-lover.html

Now, keep in mind what we Brits have told you about this newspaper.....

Mr Parkes was in a TV programme called I Was an Alien Abductee. That was on Channel 4 and basically the people in it were, well, mentally not very well. And The Sun picked on him to show in the paper cos he was the funniest.

I feel sorry for the bloke. And this is not what he needs.

veinglory · Jun 19, 2013

No one said he was the MP, he is on the town council. Which, technically, makes him some kind of politician.

Haggis · Jun 19, 2013

mirandashell said:
Ok, I did a bit more digging and found this:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...Ive-fathered-a-child-with-my-ALIEN-lover.html

Now, keep in mind what we Brits have told you about this newspaper.....

Mr Parkes was in a TV programme called I Was an Alien Abductee. That was on Channel 4 and basically the people in it were, well, mentally not very well. And The Sun picked on him to show in the paper cos he was the funniest.

I feel sorry for the bloke. And this is not what he needs.

I expect Mr. Parkes is far more apt to read the article in The Sun than he is to come upon this thread.

mirandashell · Jun 19, 2013

No sorry, I didn't mean this thread, I meant the newspaper article.

Fran · Jun 19, 2013

The Sun article might actually work in his favour. Does anyone believe anything they read in that rag?

mirandashell · Jun 19, 2013

No-one I know does. But then I don't know too many people that read it. And the ones who do, mostly work collegues, are not the people I have serious discussions with.

seun · Jun 20, 2013

Am I right in thinking The Sun is the biggest selling paper in the country?

JimmyB27 · Jun 20, 2013

seun said:
Am I right in thinking The Sun is the biggest selling paper in the country?

Sadly so. Followed by the Daily Fail, which is even sadder.

seun · Jun 20, 2013

Makes you proud, doesn't it? :brit

Shakesbear · Jun 20, 2013

I read about this yesterday and
checked the date to make sure it wasn't April 1.

Councillor Parkes, who also claims his "real mother" is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers, said people only claim he is mad because they have not shared his experiences and that the encounters don't affect his work on behalf of Whitby residents.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/ne...r_claims_to_have_fathered_alien_child/?ref=nt

It might not affect his work but I think he may have harmed his credibility slightly.

UK Politician says affair resulting in child not wrong.

Vince524

Are you gonna finish that bacon?

Xelebes

Delerium ex Ennui

veinglory

volitare nequeo

Haggis

Evil, undead Chihuahua

cray

Superior Life form

Haggis

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Vince524

Are you gonna finish that bacon?

mirandashell

mirandashell

veinglory

volitare nequeo

Haggis

Evil, undead Chihuahua

mirandashell

Fran

Slate grey mole person

mirandashell

seun

Horror Man

JimmyB27

Hoopy frood

seun

Horror Man

Shakesbear

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