Old Fart's and Pouffes Bar, Grill, and Hogewey Infirmary
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I don't think we do either.
I vote that we should not allow this fact to interfere with our conversations.
I vote that we should not allow this fact to interfere with our conversations.
I'll second that... because.
Found this joke on conversations when I should have been working.
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"
"I'd have to say the living one."
***No more procrastinating for me - back to work I go....
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It never has before.I vote that we should not allow this fact to interfere with our conversations.
Mama Bear, a bonde, loves blonde jokes. Problem is, I have to explain them to her.An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"
"I'd have to say the living one."
Ah, so my reputation precedes me.
Taking a Long, Memorial Day Weekend Break
*Slips out with my weekend pass tucked in my bra while nobody's around*
*Slips out with my weekend pass tucked in my bra while nobody's around*
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*Slips out with my weekend pass tucked in my bra while nobody's around*
And you think that's a safe place for it? In here?
Wait.
We get weekend passes?
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Yeah, Porter sells 'em on the side to make a little extra spending cash. You can get one for $19.95 plus shipping and handling.
But wait! There's more!
If you order right now, whileI'm his operator is standing by, you'll get a holiday weekend pass for $49.95! Just pay separate shipping and handling.
That's TWO weekend passes - a short and a long - for the low, low price of $100.00 (plus shipping and handling).
Call now!
But wait! There's more!
If you order right now, while
That's TWO weekend passes - a short and a long - for the low, low price of $100.00 (plus shipping and handling).
Call now!
I just inherited millions from some guy I never heard of in Nigeria. I'll take two. All I need is your banking information so I can transfer the money to you.
I've inherited so much money from Nigeria that I stopped taking advantage of them - the estate taxes I had to pay were killing me.
Nigeria. The gift that just keeps giving!
That reminds me. While I was in the US, four years ago, I met a guy who had been scammed of $14,000 by some 'woman' in Ghana. He was treating me very strangely at first, until the story came out and I could explain that Ghana is many thousands of miles away from S. Africa and is a country on its own - not a province of S. Africa. Sheesh!
And JoeBear, I like your
You could have blown his mind by explaining that Ghana's colony in the west, Guyana, is 4,000 miles due west.
Nigeria. The gift that just keeps giving!
That reminds me. While I was in the US, four years ago, I met a guy who had been scammed of $14,000 by some 'woman' in Ghana. He was treating me very strangely at first, until the story came out and I could explain that Ghana is many thousands of miles away from S. Africa and is a country on its own - not a province of S. Africa. Sheesh!
Only if it's in Ghanian cedi.And JoeBear, I like yourcapitalizingkind offer. Do I get a discount for cash?
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Yep, noticed, but I figured that, if Porter's involved, something going to be fuzzy about it.
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Can I get a couple of those passes?
I'm a little achy right now after a 4 day affair with a chain saw and spending all day with my hoe in the garden today.
I'm a little achy right now after a 4 day affair with a chain saw and spending all day with my hoe in the garden today.
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