Argh ... Me Dawg still be in trainin ... pooped on the deck and now jack o clubs be smellin like a month old leftover lobstah.
You didn't have a problem being under the bed last night!Word of warning ... Do NOT let Lavern put you under her bed.
You didn't have a problem being under the bed last night!
You have to live long enough to be a pain in the tush to you kids!
Porter, wuzat you under Vernie's bed with me last night? It wuz dark, and with all the extra bedpans, it wuz hard to tell.
You didn't have a problem being under the bed last night!
*has no kids to be a pain in the tush to
Become a teacher. That way you can be a pain in the tush to whole lot of them.
Especially an English teacher. We haunt kids' nightmares into their old age.
Then when old English teachers retire, they become editors and go right on haunting. Hee hee hee.
I never started a book that way, but that sense of climbing time has definitely got me intrigued.He edited my book and let me keep six words as I had them written "Once up a time" and "the end"
You set me up for this, didn't you?I bet he'd take all my Oxford commas away.
Not that he's likely to be short of them. I'm pretty sure he's got a huge stash of 'em somewhere under Lavern's bed.
I bet he'd take all my Oxford commas away.
Not that he's likely to be short of them. I'm pretty sure he's got a huge stash of 'em somewhere.
I'm looking back at the previous posts and trying to see what havoc I can wreak by replacing 'that' and 'had' with ... well something else.Thankfully, they were short of 'that' and 'had' and were able to swap.
I bet he'd take all my Oxford commas away.
Just the one 'surprised me'. Let's not go overboard.that that that surprised mesurprised me.
Become a teacher. That way you can be a pain in the tush to whole lot of them.
Especially an English teacher. We haunt kids' nightmares into their old age.
Then when old English teachers retire, they become editors and go right on haunting. Hee hee hee.
I bet he'd take all my Oxford commas away.
Nope, after my first book he ran short. Even had to contact other old English professors for their extras.
Thankfully, they were short of 'that' and 'had' and were able to swap.
forty three of them head bricks waterlogged fish no new years party fund in the woods were food for because
Funny!"I dedicate this book to my parents, Ayn Rand and God."
*ponders creating an Editor costume for Halloween
I've never run across that particular shade of blue, but I'm definitely going to track it down.... deadly blue pencil.