Old Fart's and Pouffes Bar, Grill, and Hogewey Infirmary

Jason

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It certainly couldn't have been anything else...

(What were we talking about again?)
 

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622 pages of Ol' Farts groaning... ain't nobody got time for that. Someone bring me up to speed.
* A few Newbies have joined (Yeah, they're just as old, musty and crazy as the rest of us)
* Andreea's back - Yay!
* Haggis had a colonoscopy (and liked it!)
* Porter is MIA
* Gail is/was in the dark (as usual)
* Joe Bear is hibernating
* Chase is still, well, he's still Chase
* The Duchess pops in occasionally with her weather reports
* Alley/Cat is still hoarding Coffee (and Pie)
* Syn is trying to keep us all in line - That cattle prod is actually kinda cool
* And Me? I'm good - Planning my Annual Super Bowl Par-tay
 
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Jason

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Oh I thought we were far....er

*sprays air freshener around*

Never mind me, go about yer bizness :)
 

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my head hurts

Once upon a time, a man had a terrible pain right in the middle of his forehead, about an inch above his eyebrows. He tried all sorts of remedies but the pain persisted, so he went to see the doctor. After many visits and innumerable tests and scans, the doctor finally had a diagnoses.

'You need to have your testicles removed,' he said.

The poor man was understandably distressed. 'Are you sure? Is there no other treatment?'

'Nope. It's the only thing that will cure it.'

The pain was driving him crazy, so after much stressing over it, the man finally had the procedure. Coming around from the anesthetic he was hugely relieved to find that the pain in his head was gone.

Once he was released from the hospital, the man realized that he'd have to buy new underwear now that... well... his anatomy had been somewhat altered, so he headed off to a nearby clothing store. In the gents department, he was looking at underwear when an assistant came over to help. The man explained that he needed to buy underpants and gave the size.

The assistant, a wizened little Chinese gentleman, shook his head. 'No. That's the wrong size for you.'

'But,' said the man, 'that's the size I always wear.'

'Uh-uh. If you wear a size too small, it will give you a terrible pain,' the assistant pointed to a spot in the middle of his forehead, just an inch above his eyes, 'right here.'

:D
 

Jason

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Ah Ha!

*burns all underwear - evil garments be gone!

****

The other arc I coulda gone was to suggest I never wore underwear, but that's just nightmarish for an old fart :roll:
 

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I'm too lazy to see who started it but...yes. Cats are evil! :)

Excellent summation Laverne. :tongue

What'ca going to make for your party? I could use an idea or two.
 

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Excellent summation Lavern. :tongue

What'ca going to make for your party? I could use an idea or two.
Oh, the usual...

* Big Pot o' Chili
* 3-Alarm Buffalo Wingz
* Baked Beans
* Redskin Potato Salad
* Veggie Platter
* Chips & Dip
* Sweet Tea
And of course... a coupla PIES ;)

(In the South, sweet tea and potato salad are served year 'round - It's not just a summertime thang) :tongue
 
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Jason

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LOL @ Whistle berries - haven't heard that in a while :)
 

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JJ. You're a brave man.

Not too bright, but brave. :ROFL:
Let's cut right to the heart of the matter.

Dumb as a box of rocks!

If only you knew what my poor wife, now up for Sainthood, had to put up with for the past 40 years, you'd understand.

Stoopid is as, well, J.J. does... :Shrug::roll:
 

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Let's cut right to the heart of the matter.

Dumb as a box of rocks!

If only you knew what my poor wife, now up for Sainthood, had to put up with for the past 40 years, you'd understand.

Stoopid is as, well, J.J. does... :Shrug::roll:

If you can walk and chew gum at the same time, you're doing all right. :tongue
 

Jason

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I wish I could even walk without problems - I started to lean against the instructor desk today when talking to the class and nearly missed grabbing a hold of it and almost fell over. Tad embarrassing!