Old Fart's and Pouffes Bar, Grill, and Hogewey Infirmary
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Oh, the list could go on, but I limited it to three so I could remember who they are. The list could include Al Einstein, Brian Greene, Leon Lederman, and the guy who talked our ex-wife into leaving us.
I just hope the dude didn't end up marrying her too. I think of her sometimes, but only when someone mentions Porter's hairy back.
I think Lavern and the other womens were trying to make the bed while you were still in it and they saw your
Once, when I still had my home, before our ex got it, I was walking out in the back 40 when I came upon a dead groundhog. It was pretty disgusting to look at and smelled worse. The thing was covered in writhing maggots, and the putrescence made me vomit my guts out. I thought of her then too.
Perhaps PU can offer you a scholarship after all ... you know, other than the football one. (we found a real football in the locker room)
At least you guys don't have to work right beside your ex, every darned work day of the year.
I've come to look forward to his absences. Sorta of like a working vacation day for myself...
I've come to look forward to his absences. Sorta of like a working vacation day for myself...
She had a sister that looked like her, Porter, but they weren't conjoined.
Would not want that for one minute. I haven't laid eyes on mine in about five years now. I like it that way.
Is that where the deflated balls were stashed? (that reminds me of our ex-wife too, Haggis).
Oh, I don't know. I think my last SO may have had you beat in that department. That woman was batsh*t crazy before her mother moved in with her. Then it got worse.
His fondest hope was to outlive her in order to keep what little retirement he had left (after the court battles) out of her hands.
His fondest hope was to outlive her in order to keep what little retirement he had left (after the court battles) out of her hands.
I'll be satisfied if I can just outlive my ex mother-in-law. Whole new bar will have been set in Hell before my judgment day.
