You're leavin' the northwest in November for a couple of weeks in Hawaii, and you're askin' for luck?
Okay, more good luck to ya!
Old Fart's and Pouffes Bar, Grill, and Hogewey Infirmary
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You're leavin' the northwest in November for a couple of weeks in Hawaii, and you're askin' for luck?
Okay, more good luck to ya!
Hi- very new here, but so far I love it. I just discovered this forum today. I live in the NW too, and we just said goodbye to the sun for the next 4 months. Bracing myself for November gloom, and the time change.
Welcome, Sunshine. Hopefully, you're aware that you must be old (unless you're a sweet, young thing like andreea) to walk the halls of this asylum - old as proven by a driver's license or as demonstrated by an addled mind and slow wit.
A few of us, myself included, are overqualified.
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Pay no attention to the man old poot behind the screen, Sunshine.
He babbles all day and sleepwalks all night.
We're glad to have you @ the Infirmary. And no, you don't have to be 50 or older to come in ...
As a matter of fact, we like having young whippersnappers hang out here.
(We need somebody to empty our bedpans, ya know?)
He babbles all day and sleepwalks all night.
We're glad to have you @ the Infirmary. And no, you don't have to be 50 or older to come in ...
As a matter of fact, we like having young whippersnappers hang out here.
(We need somebody to empty our bedpans, ya know?)
I want to join JB and Vernie in a warm*
I'm an Oregunner to your south, but I write mysteries set in Montana where I grew
for joining us, as many are falling apart. *The usual condition of our Depends, 'cause JB hoards the bedpans.
I am older than I wish, but hey, it beats the alternative lol! Thanks for the welcome! lol! Horrible joke (please don't ban me!) You know what old people taste like? Depends
OH MY GOSH! I did not mean that to sound dirty- I knew I should leave comedy to the professionals....FIFY
^ Poor dear - she'll catch on afterwhile.
Pssssst, Oh Miz Sunshine, "dirty" is the order of the day around here.
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No, you don't have to be 50 or older; addle-brained and slow of wit qualifies as well, right, Porter?...Pay no attention to themanold poot behind the screen, Sunshine.
He babbles all day and sleepwalks all night.
We're glad to have you @ the Infirmary. And no, you don't have to be 50 or older to come in ...
As a matter of fact, we like having young whippersnappers hang out here.
(We need somebody to empty our bedpans, ya know?)
oh, Porter?...
Porter!!!!!!!
He's out like a light behind the bar again, isn't he?
lol!^ Poor dear - she'll catch on afterwhile.
Pssssst, Oh Miz Sunshine, "dirty" is the order of the day around here.
How disappointing.
Howsomever, no matter how you meant them, prepare to have your words twisted. Maybe I already signed that. Oh, well, anyway,
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I went there, once, for the slave driver I swinked and sweated for. Believe me, there ain't anything in those islands that is worth the plane ride. It is mostly a big tourist trap. I wish you more than luck; I wish you a short stay.
I have found my way back from Moose Rapids by following the road that somebody put over the cow paths that used to be used to go between there and here if here is where I think it is and I saw goblins and stuff last night and thought I was drunk or something and so I quit driving until the morning when I didn't see any more goblins and stuff which make sober a little less interesting than I must have been last night because
How do you expect him to have Eggs Benedict without the Hollandaise?You gotta lay off the sauce, Porter.
How disappointing.
lol well being dirty on purpose is one thing, that's clever. Dirty on accident is..... umm... special..
Oh, hi, SoM. I see you've already met Porter.
Welcome to the Infirmary and Tiki Bar.
I'll spend more time chatting when I remember who I am.
Later.
Okay, now I'm worried; Porter has risen in my estimation. A less sane person would have quit drinking which makes absolutely no sense. Quitting driving makes a lot more sense.
Sunshine, I intended to review your memoir on SYW tonight, but I just got home from playing pool and I haven't stopped drinking yet (shhh...don't tell Lavern). I'll get to it tomorrow - it's good stuff.