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    Quote Originally Posted by J.J.PITTS View Post
    High!
    Not yet. Need more scotch.
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    How bout some scotch filled peeps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    How bout some scotch filled peeps.
    https://www.flocku.com/articles/easter-drinks-peeps

    Warning, there's some NSFW stuff at the bottom talking about Spring Break hooks-ups. Just skip that part, it's not about peeps or Easter.
    Last edited by MaeZe; 04-16-2017 at 07:04 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duchessmary View Post
    Anything but Peeps. Those things are VILE.
    Thanks for telling me.

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    You've got to work on your Peep outfit, Alleycat and apparently scotch filled Peeps are excellent for Spring Break hook-ups.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    Thanks for telling me.

    :-)
    I just looked up 'peeps'. I only saw chicks and bunnies - but there's a whole world of possibilities.
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    Looks like Gail ate AlleyCat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curlz View Post
    For those of you that don't know what "haggis" is, I can only say that it's much better not knowing anyway
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    Gail should get some recognition for her action.





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    I ated da plot bunny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    I ated da plot bunny.

    Don't tell Tiddlywinks. She might get mad at you.
    Proof God has a sense of humor: it takes fewer muscles to smile than frown; laughter is good medicine; just look at the duck-billed platypus

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    Quote Originally Posted by pkbax View Post
    Don't tell Tiddlywinks. She might get mad at you.
    She might, indeed. But she'd have to catch me first.

    Gail,
    armed with pink sparklies and not afraid to use them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post

    . . .
    armed with pink sparklies and not afraid to use them.


    Yup. That'll scare her off.
    Proof God has a sense of humor: it takes fewer muscles to smile than frown; laughter is good medicine; just look at the duck-billed platypus

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    And if anyone wasn't scared before, this is the time to reconsider that. Pkbax and I are apparently mentally linked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pkbax View Post
    Yup. That'll scare her off.
    Hey, Pickax! Not casting aspersions, but just before Judge Crater, Jimmy Hoffa, Joe Bear, and the moose disappeared, there were gatherings of cats.

    Now, you guys are here for the chihuahua? Say it ain't so!

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    I don't know 'bout chihuahuas, but I herd-ed there would be Haggis.
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    Herding Haggissesss is like trying to herd cats - not even border collies can do it.

    Fortunately, our Haggis is made of sterner stuff. He's allergic to cats but he's still here. There's something awesome about that.
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    Yes, Haggis and a fine stout and no Battry.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chase View Post
    ... but just before Joe Bear, and the Moose disappeared, there were gatherings of cats.
    Speaking of Joe Bear, has anyone heard from him lately?
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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chase View Post
    Hey, Pickax! Not casting aspersions, but just before Judge Crater, Jimmy Hoffa, Joe Bear, and the moose disappeared, there were gatherings of cats.

    Now, you guys are here for the chihuahua? Say it ain't so!
    Not this cat! I don't want to lose one of my 9 lives trying to make him disappear!

    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    Herding Haggissesss is like trying to herd cats - not even border collies can do it.
    Truth!

    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    Fortunately, our Haggis is made of sterner stuff. He's allergic to cats but he's still here. There's something awesome about that.
    Not sure if I'd call that awesome or evil, but yeah, there's something about that.
    Proof God has a sense of humor: it takes fewer muscles to smile than frown; laughter is good medicine; just look at the duck-billed platypus

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    Quote Originally Posted by pkbax View Post
    Not this cat! I don't want to lose one of my 9 lives trying to make him disappear!

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    Innocent puppeh is innocent.
    Quote Originally Posted by Curlz View Post
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    It's official, my dogs are old pouffes.

    Took them in for their vaccinations and the vet said, 14, they won't be around much longer. I thought small dogs lived to be 25. The average longevity for my buddies is 12-15 years.

    They're fine, no problems except tarter. And for that the vet charges $500 and uses general anesthesia. Eeek! Which is a risk for older dogs plus that would be $1000 because I have 2 dogs and more if they need to pull any teeth. That's how much I've been paying for my own teeth. Every time I go in it seems I need another crown.

    Not a good day for old folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Innocent puppeh is innocent.
    Dark evil clown puppeh is definitely innocent. He can assist you with any dental needs you might have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    Dark evil clown puppeh is definitely innocent. He can assist you with any dental needs you might have.
    Except that he's dealing with his own stupid dental issues.

    Much love for your pups, MaeZe. None of us is here forever. Enjoy them while you have them.
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