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Thread: Old Fart's and Pouffes Bar, Grill, and Hogewey Infirmary

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    Ya'll have enough money for bed pans? and Nurse Ratchett??? And all we have at the Loony Bin is a few stray rats and a handful of microbes to monitor the halls. Somebody's gonna hear about this. *Smacks into door.* *Reads sign 'Pull Dummy Not Push'.* *Opens door - and exits huffily.*


    Oh and I'm with pk - lurves Meat Lovers quiche.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    Ya'll have enough money for bed pans? and Nurse Ratchett??? And all we have at the Loony Bin is a few stray rats and a handful of microbes to monitor the halls. Somebody's gonna hear about this. *Smacks into door.* *Reads sign 'Pull Dummy Not Push'.* *Opens door - and exits huffily.*
    Obviously you haven't found the food stash under Vernie's bed yet in the asylum.
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    Vern's been stealing food - from the Bin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    Vern's been stealing food - from the Bin?
    No stealing, just hiding. Though she has sold quite a bit to the gypsies so I don't know how much you'll find under her bed at any one time.
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    I guess Porter was just a flash-in-the-(bed)pan. Sure wish he's come back and liven the place with somebody to talk trash about.

    Quote Originally Posted by Flanderso View Post
    Does this place do food? I'm a tad hungry.
    Just green Jell-O. to the infirmary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flanderso View Post
    Does this place do food? I'm a tad hungry.
    Green Jello and left-overs from Mel's happy hour last Friday ... usually he has extra braized chicken lungs
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    braized chicken lungs
    Mmmmmm, dyno-mite!

    Speaking of which, how goes the publishing of your dynamite mystery/thriller, Dead Roses? I'd like to own a copy if I knew where to shop for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I can always whip you up a Quiche, if you like - Vegetarian or Meat Lovers?

    Also, please take your bed pan to Nurse Ratchett, so she can check it, to be sure it's regulation size.
    A quiche would be great. But more meat than egg, if such a thing is possible.

    And as for my bed pan, I can tell you now, it is non-regulation size, due to my non-regulation size rectum. if this is a problem, then I can take my bed pan and find a quiche some place else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chase View Post


    Just green Jell-O. to the infirmary.
    OK, I'll take it, but I'm not paying for it. I spent all my cash on my bespoke bed pan.

    And thanks for the welcome Chase!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flanderso View Post
    OK, I'll take it, but I'm not paying for it. I spent all my cash on my bespoke bed pan.

    And thanks for the welcome Chase!
    and don't eat the Jell'O, whatever you do! I mean, seriously, don't touch it. You really don't want to know where it's been because

    *considers a range of bedpan puns*

    *wonders about seating options*

    *wanders off to make tea*
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    *Watches the Jell'O slither off with the bedpans*
    I don't know Gail - looks might tasty to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pkbax View Post
    Obviously you haven't found the food stash under Vernie's bed yet in the asylum.
    Snitches get stitches! (Just sayin')

    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    Vern's been stealing food - from the Bin?
    No, silly! - I've been stealing food from The Asylum - Have you even been in the canteen? - The food is amazing - They even serve Uncle Ted's ice cream!!!
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    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    Where I can get me some stitches?

    Ted's got some pretty wild ideas. I'd like to try that habanero and strawberry ice cream.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    Snitches get stitches! (Just sayin')
    PFT. . . First he'd have to find the asylum, then find your cell room there. And we all know the hallways in the asylum are eternally changing. You'd have plenty of time to move the stash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pkbax View Post
    PFT. . . First he'd have to find the asylum, then find your cell room there. And we all know the hallways in the asylum are eternally changing.
    Rowling got a hold of this thread. I've never even caught a glimpse of her roaming the halls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    Rowling got a hold of this thread. I've never even caught a glimpse of her roaming the halls.
    She's way too young.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chase View Post
    Mmmmmm, dyno-mite!

    Speaking of which, how goes the publishing of your dynamite mystery/thriller, Dead Roses? I'd like to own a copy if I knew where to shop for it.
    I've gotten as far as making a list of ten agents I'm going to present it to. That a major break in my procrastination plan. Got to find me a trash can for the replies first.
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Feeling old and happy at the same time. I'm watching Joan Baez's 75th birthday concert on PBS. Paul Simon and Baez just played The Boxer together. He looks so old and I'm so happy to have grown up with Simon and Garfunkel. What a privilege.

    An interview I'll never forget, Art G was describing one of the first times he heard S&G on the radio and he said his thought was, "Those guys must be having so much fun." That has stuck with me all these years. Hard to say why.

    Gawd I love this music. May you all stay forever young.
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    Well, thank you MaeZe. I've watched some old Peter Paul & Mary youtube vids. A bit before my time, but I really enjoyed being introduced to songs of theirs that I had never heard before. I especially like this one.
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    practical experience, FTW MaeZe's Avatar
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    There was an incredible concert, The Weavers, Peter Paul and Mary, Pete Seeger, and Arlo Guthrie & family reunion at Carnegie Hall in New York from 2003 that's been replayed recently. So fucking good. Trying to find a link, I'll keep looking. You can find the individual songs on Youtube if you look for the "Folk Legends" concert.
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    Sounds good. I'll definitely check that out.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Oh, oh, oh, Peter, Paul & Mary, Simon & Garfunkel, The Mamas & Papas, The Shadows, The Hollies, The beach Boys, Roy Orbison ... I love that whole era of music! Practically everything from the 60's and 70's... even Motown and Percy Sledge and a whole lot of C&W stuff. Loveitloveitloveit!


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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Linky or I'm not buying that Porter. And you better not be trying to pawn off some Lady Gaga like that's you singing.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    Oh, oh, oh, Peter, Paul & Mary, Simon & Garfunkel, The Mamas & Papas, The Shadows, The Hollies, The beach Boys, Roy Orbison ... I love that whole era of music! Practically everything from the 60's and 70's... even Motown and Percy Sledge and a whole lot of C&W stuff. Loveitloveitloveit!


    *sigh*


    They just don't music like that any more.
    Nope. They don't.
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