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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    It's a very nice picture, though. Well, I mean, I liked it.

    And a G & T coming right up!

    Do you have a favorite brand for the G?
    Creedence Clearwater Revival.

    You're prolly too young to remember them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    Creedence Clearwater Revival.

    You're prolly too young to remember them.
    I prolly am, too, but I left a good job in the city, workin' for the man every night and day, and I never lost one minute of sleepin' by worryin' 'bout goin' around tonight, 'cause there's a bad moon on the rise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chase View Post
    I prolly am, too, but I left a good job in the city, workin' for the man every night and day, and I never lost one minute of sleepin' by worryin' 'bout goin' around tonight, 'cause there's a bad moon on the rise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chase View Post
    'cause there's a bad moon on the rise.
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    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chase View Post
    I prolly am, too, but I left a good job in the city, workin' for the man every night and day, and I never lost one minute of sleepin' by worryin' 'bout goin' around tonight, 'cause there's a bad moon on the rise.
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    Woot!!!!

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    Yeah. Tell 'em, Lavern!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post



    I call this painting "Posterior for posterity."

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    Butt . . . butt . . . I swoon for soon the August moon will eclipse the noon.

    (Would've made a better poem if it the astronomical boon were to happen in June.)

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    I guess all the Old Poots are at the Beach?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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    Not yet - but soon.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    That had better not be me.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    - *Throws Nathan a Lifesaver (cherry-flavored)*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    *throws lavern fig newton ice cream*

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    *throws Lavern fig newton ice cream*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Technically, the ice cream I just made is a fig newton ice cream. It has dates and cocoa powder, plus honey, and no sugar. I used coconut milk instead of cream. We'll find out in a few hours if it's scoopable.

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    Ghost-pepper, cherry chocolate ice cream for me - thanks Ted.

    I almost needed the cherry life saver - as the waves took turns slamming me into the sand.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    This weekend, I made another attempt at a non-dairy, non-processed sugar ice cream. I think it turned out well, but there is room for improvement. That was #17, and I'm confident #18 will be much better.

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    Bourbon

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    Or rye....

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.J.PITTS View Post
    Or rye....
    Or wry.

    BTW. Hello. Have we met? Have you been here before? Did you go AWOL or just lose your way back?

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    I think J.J got locked in the Sauna (again)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    Since the total eclipse will pass almost directly over Albany, Oregon, on August 21st, our little town will triple in size for the two-minute event.
    There being no room at the inn--all have been sold out for ridiculous prices for months--you're all welcome to stay in our spare room on the night of August 20 for only $500. I'm thinking the queen bed in there will hold five, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chase View Post
    Since the total eclipse will pass almost directly over Albany, Oregon, on August 21st, our little town will triple in size for the two-minute event.
    There being no room at the inn--all have been sold out for ridiculous prices for months--you're all welcome to stay in our spare room on the night of August 20 for only $500. I'm thinking the queen bed in there will hold five, right?
    Seems reasonable. I mean, it's not like you're capitalizing, or anything, right?
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    Does that include special glasses, food, booze & maid service?



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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    Seems reasonable. I mean, it's not like you're capitalizing, or anything, right?
    I capitalized both Albany and Oregon on the no-refunds contract for a first-come, first-served spot on the guest queen bed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Duchessmary View Post
    Does that include special glasses, food, booze & maid service?
    We originally bought a box of viewing glasses, but Amazon warned they're not the official eye-savers, so everyone will have to share the one official pair. Same with the bag of potato chips and six pack of beer. Hey, it's only for two minutes.

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