Old Fart's and Pouffes Bar, Grill, and Hogewey Infirmary

I'm babysitting grandkids and grand-dogs this weekend. The dogs have already tried to start a war with the neighbor's dogs. I don't really mind much...the neighbor's dogs love to come over here and leave messes in my yard. The neighbor lady got a bit exercised about it.

These kids. Sheez! I decided to make pineapple upside down cake.

"Oooh. What's that?" (pointing at the pineapple slice) So I take the pineapple off. "Ewww. What's the red thing?" Good grief. "A cherry."
Scraped that off too. "Here you go, kids. A piece of plain cake. Enjoy!"

I'll rise to the occasion and take that leftover cake off your hands, Syn. That's with the pineapple and the cherries.



Gail,
who won't take pineapple or cherries off a cake fer nobody.

Bad news Gail. My boys came by today...the cake is disappearing fast.

Synonym said:

I decided to make . . . upside down cake.

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So it looked like this? I'd stand on my head for a slice.

Not quite Chase, but that's a cute idea.

Chase said:

So it looked like this? I'd stand on my head for a slice.

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They make those in South Africa a lot because of the equator an stuff don't they

Just popping in for a quick hello.

Life has been chaos, with back to homeschooling, Minion birthday, and RSD flare ups kicking my butt. Oh, and editing. It's actually picking up speed, and I hope to finally call it DONE and start querying by the end of Oct.

Hope everyone is well.

Y'all get two guesses and the first one doesn't count.

Who's been sick and pooped their pants because they were puking so hard?

J.J.PITTS said:

Who's been sick and pooped their pants because they were puking so hard?

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Pffft! Standard daily old age stuff.

= "live long and poop lots."

ME !!!!

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As a mere private duffer in Arnie's Army, I'm gonna miss the general.

Haggis said:

BTW, nice avatar, Moose.

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Yep.

Thanx

42!

Happy Birthday Gail?

GailD said:

42!

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It's probably a rugby report: South African Springboks 42--British Lions 12.

must be half time

Actually, the cricket is on now. It's a One-Day international between us and Australia.

Imagine that! A game that goes on for a whole day! (And we won't even talk about the test matches that are played over five days.) You lovely 'Merican's just wouldn't have the stamina for it.

I think you meant stomach ... though I've been working on mine

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all day? so they are playing the speed-up rules?

Once again, for those who can't recall if this month ends with 30 or 31 (which is pretty much everyone watching this thread), I cite the annual pome:

Thirty days hath September.
All the rest I can't remember.

Thirty days have Septober
April, June, and no wonder
All the rest have peanut butter
All except my dear grandmother
She had a little red tricycle
I stole it, ha ha ha ha ha ha

I'm in love with my little red tricycle - Napoleon XIV (14th)

Tiggy said:

Thirty days have Septober.

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Poets who are sober,
Never write Septober.

However, I like your patriotic corset.