Answer a Question With a Question? (Volume III)

DanielSTJ · Dec 5, 2017

Do the embers of the fireplace burn, or is it just the sparks of your soul?

Caitlin Black · Dec 5, 2017

If they were the sparks of my soul, why would I even get cold in winter?

NathanBrazil · Dec 5, 2017

Do you think your soul might have wandered off?

Caitlin Black · Dec 5, 2017

Isn't it that hunched over madman trying to figure out how to program the VCR?

MRFAndover · Dec 6, 2017

You still have a VCR?

Caitlin Black · Dec 6, 2017

Wait... It is 1991 still, right?!

NathanBrazil · Dec 6, 2017

*Try 2155*Did you regress back into one of your past lives again?

DanielSTJ · Dec 6, 2017

Did your android dream of electric sheep?

MRFAndover · Dec 7, 2017

Did your electric sheeps dream of androids again?

Caitlin Black · Dec 7, 2017

Do I really want to know where the USB power cord goes on an electric sheep?

NathanBrazil · Dec 7, 2017

Is is right next to the pencil sharpener?

Caitlin Black · Dec 7, 2017

Do sheep need pencils often?

MRFAndover · Dec 7, 2017

Don't they just chew on them until they're little stubbles?

NathanBrazil · Dec 7, 2017

Are you saying they could be used as beard trimmers?

Caitlin Black · Dec 7, 2017

Do you think I could use an electric sheep beard-trimmer in the shower?

MRFAndover · Dec 8, 2017

Do you mind if you get electrocuted?

DanielSTJ · Dec 8, 2017

Do you mind if I?

Bickernicks · Dec 8, 2017

DanielSTJ said:
Do you mind if I?

Did you just ask: Do you mind if I colon pee?

Caitlin Black · Dec 8, 2017

Isn't there a pill for that?

NathanBrazil · Dec 8, 2017

Is it the one that makes you spit out random questions?

MRFAndover · Dec 8, 2017

Is there a cure for laughing so much that tears come to your eyes?

Caitlin Black · Dec 8, 2017

Haven't you ever heard of tissues?

DanielSTJ · Dec 8, 2017

Bickernicks said:
Did you just ask: Do you mind if I colon pee?

Cliff Face said:
Haven't you ever heard of tissues?

Puffs "Ultra Soft and Strong"?

Caitlin Black · Dec 8, 2017

Are your tissues strong enough to participate in a tractor pull?

MRFAndover · Dec 9, 2017

Is your tractor strong enough to withstand the force of my tears of laughter?