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    Could it have been the galoshes-wearing, bejeweled insect hawking hearing aids on late night cable?

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    When did this turn into an episode of Futurama?
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    Wasn't it somewhere around the fourth post?
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    We need funny people.
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    Why is it that whenever I turn my head just so, I get a whiff of burnt oatmeal?

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    By 'just so' do you mean that moment every morning when you're making oatmeal and you're not quite fully caffeinated and you turn your head that one way that makes you extra drowsy?
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Why is this dream so much like the internet?
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    Can I order my oatmeal online?

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    . . . And can I get that with extra drowsy, please?

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    Would you like your drowsy in pill form, or alcohol form?
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    Can I take it like I take my caffeine--via IV?
    It's a simple fact of life that not everyone will be your target audience.

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    Is that legal?
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    DES is right.
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    Des is right.


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    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hermann Hesse


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    Is she within one hundred feet of a church, a school, or a brothel?

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    If there's one hundred feet in the brothel, how many of those belong to customers?
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    Linear or cubic feet?

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    Why can't we just use meters like the rest of the world?
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Pedometers, are is that only for mobile brothels?
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    -- Steven Pressfield, from his blog

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    Isn't that a truck stop, or are only the customers mobile?
    It's a simple fact of life that not everyone will be your target audience.

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    If a truck stops and the customers keep moving, should we call an ambulance?
    To listen to my feeble attempts at music, go here! I'll be adding to it (hopefully) for all of February.

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    What would you call it?
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    Is Darling Clementine an appropriate name?
    To listen to my feeble attempts at music, go here! I'll be adding to it (hopefully) for all of February.

    Buy my comedic urban fantasy novel on Kindle today!
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    Why can you only get good clementines around Christmas?
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    Why do you want bad clementines around Christmas?
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    But aren't these so-called "bad" Clementines just misunderstood?
    To listen to my feeble attempts at music, go here! I'll be adding to it (hopefully) for all of February.

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    From De-cluttering To Minimalism: A Journey

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    Lost and gone forever (except at Christmas, please)?
    It's a simple fact of life that not everyone will be your target audience.

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    Are you proposing a change to the definition of the word "forever"?
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    DES is right.
    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    Des is right.


    “What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.” John Green

    "For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than oneself..." - Viktor Frankl

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hermann Hesse


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