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    Think it'll sell? smoothopr8r's Avatar
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    Could it have been the galoshes-wearing, bejeweled insect hawking hearing aids on late night cable?

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    When did this turn into an episode of Futurama?
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    Wasn't it somewhere around the fourth post?
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Why is it that whenever I turn my head just so, I get a whiff of burnt oatmeal?

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    The Anti-Magdalene KellyAssauer's Avatar
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    By 'just so' do you mean that moment every morning when you're making oatmeal and you're not quite fully caffeinated and you turn your head that one way that makes you extra drowsy?
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Why is this dream so much like the internet?
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    Can I order my oatmeal online?

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    . . . And can I get that with extra drowsy, please?

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    Would you like your drowsy in pill form, or alcohol form?
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    Go down road, go pub. Mary Mitchell's Avatar
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    Can I take it like I take my caffeine--via IV?
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    Is that legal?
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    Is she within one hundred feet of a church, a school, or a brothel?

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    If there's one hundred feet in the brothel, how many of those belong to customers?
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    Linear or cubic feet?

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    Why can't we just use meters like the rest of the world?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
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    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Pedometers, are is that only for mobile brothels?
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    Go down road, go pub. Mary Mitchell's Avatar
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    Isn't that a truck stop, or are only the customers mobile?
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    If a truck stops and the customers keep moving, should we call an ambulance?
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    Buy my comedic urban fantasy novel on Kindle today!
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    What would you call it?
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    Is Darling Clementine an appropriate name?
    To listen to my feeble attempts at music, go here! I'll be adding to it (hopefully) for all of February.

    Buy my comedic urban fantasy novel on Kindle today!
    I now have a blog.
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    I also have a website. How exciting!

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    The Black Book That Went 'Thud'
    The Little House of Flames
    From De-cluttering To Minimalism: A Journey

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