No one understands why Captain Ryan goes by the name of "Bearded Wonder" when he doesn't have a beard. Until they see him in the locker room.
Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II
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WriterWho keeps her copy of Fifty Shades next to the washing machine for extra-long spin cycles.
DJ has had trouble recently with his horn losing its rigidity, and since nothing is worse for a unicorn than a limp horn, he has been scouring the internet for products that will restore its original stiffness.
Nymtoc travels the world building snow castles. His work has been seen in many different magazines, his recognition astounding. Sadly, he also believes he's a magical winter sprite with powers that allow him to create such beauty.
^ JoBird would know. He doesn't cook. WW is constantly slapping his thieving hand away from her breakfast.
Samantha Lane failed her driver’s test. She now walks everywhere. She's never been in better shape. As a side note, she should really start bathing regularly. And wear deodorant.
WriterWho has undergone extensive, expensive surgery to make her look like Barbie, but the result is that she looks more like Ken. She is planning to sue.
WriterWho is a furry. Which is fine and all. Except when she tries to yiff with her coworkers. Not cool, WriterWho, not cool.
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after many years of specialists and numerous surgeries drachen jager's nose can still not tell the difference between badger and babe and regularly compensates for this by making smelly remarks
Drachen Jager randomly strikes people on the head practicing his roundhouse kick while walking to work.
WriterWho has been working on a joke. It goes:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Writer
Writer who?
Exactly! It's me!
Sadly, she has no friends, so the joke goes untold.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Writer
Writer who?
Exactly! It's me!
Sadly, she has no friends, so the joke goes untold.
Drachen Jager converted his backyard into a mud pit to earn extra cash. He now has mud wrestling contests every Saturday night. The downside to his plan is that paramedics are regularly called, since the contestants are individuals who sneak out of nursing homes.