JoBird practices burping his name. Backward. He thinks it'll earn him a seat at the adults table on Sundays.
Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II
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JoBird got that name from his tendency to sit in a tree above his neighbor's freshly washed car, drop his pants and let fly.
Robbert used his loved ones bank account to buy her flowers. He's still confused why she's upset. He thought she would love the entire house filled with hundreds of exotic flowers.
JoBird
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WriterWho told that special someone that--for Valentine's Day--she would lasso the moon and drag it down to earth for them. Unfortunately, she's not good with a rope. She caught a meteor instead, and it burned up somewhere in Russia this morning.
WriterWho has a collection of bobblehead dolls so that someone will agree with her for a change.
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iLion has a real fear of bobbleheads. It's how Nymtoc and WW keep him out of their houses when he comes to visit. Just set one on your front porch, and when iLion sees it, he turns and races back to his car. Bobbleheads equal a lion free home.
Samantha Lane has labored in solitude for the past twenty years on a series of novels about a teen girl that falls in love with a sparkly vampire. She's certain it'll be a bestseller because nobody has seen anything like it before.
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Drachen Jager is at work on an ambitious project to remake The Wonder Years. But he intends to tell the whole story from Winnie Cooper's perspective. Oddly, Kevin Arnold comes across as a stalker and a freak when viewed from that angle.
WriterWho begs me to throw her my underpants.
I think she believes I'm some sort of reverse Tom Jones.
I think she believes I'm some sort of reverse Tom Jones.
Captain Ryan's patented wrestling move is the 'atomic wedgie'. His twist to the formula is that he pulls his own underpants over his head.