Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Snitchcat · Nov 27, 2017

^ cannot write normally

Fruitbat · Nov 28, 2017

^loves Snoop Dogg.

van Adel · Nov 28, 2017

NathanBrazil · Nov 29, 2017

^ Frequents grimdark pubs in a costume fashioned out of a harness, a vambrace and a roll of gorilla tape.

M.S. Wiggins · Nov 29, 2017

^ Frequents ~~grim~~dark pubs in a gorilla costume ~~fashioned out of a harness, a vambrace and a roll of gorilla tape~~.

NathanBrazil · Nov 29, 2017

*A red gorilla suit - no less*^Just finished a book titled 'How to Grow a Navel', for those unfortunates that weren't birthed on this planet.

kssmith626 · Dec 8, 2017

^ wasn't born on this planet.

NathanBrazil · Dec 8, 2017

^Has a nervous tick that makes him check to see if she's still got a belly button ... that and exposing herself to kitchen appliances.

M.S. Wiggins · Dec 8, 2017

^ Talented kitchen musician: plays the spoons (but only the big spoons!), a superb copper-bottom-pan drummer, and can coax a haunting melody from a wine glass harp like no other.

NathanBrazil · Dec 8, 2017

^Excellent at cleaning up peoples' acts.

Snitchcat · Dec 21, 2017

^ Has a penchant for fluffy penguin costumes and polarising laptops

NathanBrazil · Dec 21, 2017

^Has the ability to alter their frequency to either change into a sound or a light wave.

Pony. · Dec 23, 2017

^ Has a maniacal plot to genetically fuse the grinch and Mr. Rogers, just to see what would happen.

M.S. Wiggins · Dec 26, 2017

^ Pony Lou Who.

NathanBrazil · Dec 26, 2017

^Transforms herself into that statue to exact revenge on smug and pedantic editors.

flyingtart · Dec 27, 2017

Nathan runs with scissors.

NathanBrazil · Dec 27, 2017

^The reason flyingtart has been gone so long is that she was abducted by aliens, and yes, if you were wondering, they did indeed remove her bellybutton.

flyingtart · Dec 27, 2017

Nathan saves up the bellybuttons and cooks them to feed his puppy avatar.

Snitchcat · Dec 27, 2017

^ Hoards all the calendars for 2087.

NathanBrazil · Dec 30, 2017

Has a flexible shoulder joint, which allows them to flit from keyboard to keyboard without landing.

Nymtoc · Dec 30, 2017

^ Gets off by poring over other people's posts and finding errors in them. :banana:

Pony. · Dec 30, 2017

^Has hidden moderator clearance and gets off by poring over other people's posts and putting errors in them.

Snitchcat · Dec 31, 2017

^ Is the hidden moderator.

Pony. · Jan 1, 2018

^is just imaginative enough to come up with a rock.

NathanBrazil · Jan 1, 2018

^Invented a mirror that will only display a random stranger's reflection.

Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

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