Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

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^ Offers private counseling to people who didn't get that joke.
 

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^Offers private jokes to people who then need counseling. :tongue
 

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*Finds all the lights out ... again. Checks the Jenny and finds an empty tank. Fills the tank and kick starts the thread.*

^Drank so much coffee in a short span that she generated a mini time vortex - causing people around her to shed a few years in a matter of moments.
 

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^Was the inspiration for the movie Lars and the Real Girl.
 

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^ Was the subject of a scandalous rumor and to this day refuses to confirm or deny if the titillating story was true or not.
 

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^ Withdrew her nomination for dog catcher after scandalous allegations were brought against her by two terriers and a bulldog.
 

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^Makes his three dogs put on clothes and come to his birthday party.
 

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^ Dressed her pet lamb in a pink tutu until one day the lamb disappeared. She served an unusual stew for dinner that night.
 

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^Insisted on coming for dinner.
 

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^Has a novel idea for cheaper air fares. Remove all of the seats and install subway straps and poles, and you should be able to pack 'em in like sardines.
 

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^ Insists the Solar System has a Planet Nine, and when he finds it, intends to install himself there as Emperor.
 

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^Still trying to perfect the first amphibious bicycle. *cough* Has had some success with a bicycle in a canoe with a whip for the oarsmen, but hasn't been able to perfect the land dismount yet.
 

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^Erases random dots for fun.
 

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^Pony is actually only a collection of dots grouped very closely together and only appears human when seen from a distance.
 

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