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Spends his days in a secluded mountain cabin furiously typing "all work and no play makes Porter a dull boy" over and over on an old-fashioned typewriter, then makes adorable Papier-mâché rabbits out of the pages and sells them on Etsy.
^Has a novel idea for cheaper air fares. Remove all of the seats and install subway straps and poles, and you should be able to pack 'em in like sardines.
^Still trying to perfect the first amphibious bicycle. *cough* Has had some success with a bicycle in a canoe with a whip for the oarsmen, but hasn't been able to perfect the land dismount yet.
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