Nathan has a pet earthworm.
He named the worm Jim. He thinks that's hilarious.
Nathan plays with Jim every day. He checks to make sure the soil in Jim's terrarium is nice and moist. The other day he told me all about Jim and he sent me a dozen pictures of them together, hanging out watching TV, in the bath, brushing their teeth (he made a tiny toothbrush for Jim).
So, after he sent the pictures, Nathan asked me what I thought of his, "Cute little Jimmy-wimmie."
I said, "Dude, you really need to get out of the house more."
That's when he de-friended me on Facebook.