Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Drachen Jager

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Fruitbat sleeps with a man bun on her face to protect her pillow case.
 

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Sometimes when it's late at night and there's nobody else around to talk to, Drachen Jager comes in here and makes up outrageous lies about himself.
 

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^Working on a book about new forms of self-flagellation.
 
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^Still trying to collect checks from Retired Moose R Us and currently has worst qualities experiencing some kind of heat. (Not sure what all that means but I would be very worried)
 

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Nathan Brazil quit drinking for good.

Now he's drinking for evil.
 

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Porter keeps the hens busy with "other business".

I keep telling him chicken porn won't sell, but he doesn't care.
 

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^Was ruler of the world but abdicated. The position is now being held by a highly-evolved chipmunk.
 
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I'm so drunk on evil juice and power, I can't think of anything outrageous to say about anyone. *Falls asleep*
 

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Porter's gone through dementia and come out the other side. His brain is inverted through the eighth dimension now.

But don't worry, he made about this much sense when he was younger too.
 

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^ Gave a vow of verbal poverty where he could only use one word a day for three years. Just two days before he finished, it was cut short by one of his grandkids kicking him the shins, causing him to erupt in a stream of profanity.
 

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Nathan Brazil was that shin-kicking grandkid.

Now he's 47 and still kicking shins at every opportunity.
 

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