Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

^ Keeps all of Fruity's invitations in a cigar box in the Bat Cave










*Oops, did I just blow Nym's cover?

^Gets her information from a NutBat named Squiggy

^What the heck is a NutBat? This is not define that weird word thread. You've been banned and kicked over to the evil wishes thread.

^Is a hater and doesn't liker smarter posters than ..... he...she....it.....and is jealous of the BrazillianNutBat.

Am not!^Clearly a member of the NutBat tribe - not the Brazillian one that - that swings on vines in abandoned malls and shrieks like a banshee.

^Doesn't like malls.....or shrieking banshee bats.....from east europe. Sad.

^ Is actually a hermit living near the Arctic Circle. Keeps a mailbox in Florida to fool people.

^Mows his yard....then eats the grass clippings.

^Speaks to each grass clipping. Buries each one separately with an hour long ceremony for each.

^ Sods the grave site with Bermuda grass.

^Impresses dinner guests by decorating the table with a bouquet "rescued" from her local cemetery.

^ Serves her dinner guests week-old KFC and speaks modestly of the hours she spent in the kitchen.

Impresses his dinner guests by not including food poisoning on the menu.

^Serves mystery meat, and sits there cackling while the dinner guests eat it.

^She's like an actual woman, only battier.

^ Has been collecting bats since childhood. His collection includes: big eared bat, Indiana bat, bumblebee bat, little brown bat, vampire bat, Mexican free-tailed bat, pallid at bat, ghost bat, wrinkled faced bat, fishing bat, sucker footed bat, hammer headed bat and even a giant golden-crowned flying fox.

Bue for some reason, he has never been able to collect a fruit bat. He says fruit bats are elusive, flighty, arrogant, brusque, satirical, ironic, sarcastic, contumelious, petulant, sassy, insulting, acerbic, irritable, disdainful, mocking, caustic, peevish, finicky, demanding, snippety, smart-alecky and just plain ornery.

Nevertheless, he says, he has his eye on one now.

^Can I have a bag of fried contumelions and a large chocolate shake?

^Stands on the bed under the ceiling fan because getting thwacked on the head makes him feel alive, baby.

^Regrets his discovery of the ceiling fan, she liked being the one to thwack him on the head.

^Chases his own tail.

^ has a special way of wearing her fox tail.

^ Makes puns involving "tail" and "tale" and laughs uproariously, though no one else does.

^Frequently confuses "but" and "butt" and looks hurt when everyone else laughs uproariously.

^ Fly-by-night

^Banned from church after bringing in a lightning strike.