Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

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^Bought a third class ticket already. I'm not sure about his passion for joining strangers in their bath tub, though.
 

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^Sells tickets to his special bath tub show.
 

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^You're barred though, after what you did last time.
 

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^Just likes to hang out in fields and stare at things. He's been arrested at least six times for trespassing and suspected stalking, but he just keeps on finding empty fields. It's like a sick obsession.
 

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^ Photographs Pony in empty fields staring at nothing, then photoshops them to give them a salacious flavor and hints that she might not put the photos online if Pony would give a generous contribution to her favorite "charity."
 

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^Photographs ND photographing Pony and demands charity parity!
 

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^is not an actual fruitbat, but believes he is because he drinks the blood of fruitbats!
 

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^Is so intimidating no one else was willing to make up an outrageous lie about her.
 

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^Nothing he says can be taken seriously.
 

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^ Saw muddy footprints leading up to his house and called the police. (They were his own footprints.)
 

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^Sent himself roses "from his secret admirer."
 

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^Is a fugitive from justice. That old jaywalking charge has been chasing her for years.
 

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^ Dispenses "Wise Old Owl" advice online. (Credit cards accepted.)
 

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^Entered a solitaire strip poker tournament and lost.
 

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^Peeks into his own windows.
 

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^Forgot this was supposed to be lies
 

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Heard that he could get rich by money laundering, so he bought himself a nice washer-dryer.