Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Fruitbat · Jul 2, 2017

^Keeps the Barbie heads under his pillow.

Beanie5 · Jul 2, 2017

^ supplies barbie heads

Pony. · Jul 3, 2017

^Doesn't mind others keeping the heads, he only wants the legs.

borogove · Jul 10, 2017

^ misheard Beanie5 talking about his/her leg collection and bought Beanie Babies instead. Now boasts 5,365 of them.

Pony. · Jul 10, 2017

^Is afraid to go beanie baby skeet shooting with me.

armydillo978 · Jul 10, 2017

^ Cheats at beanie baby shooting........

M.S. Wiggins · Jul 11, 2017

^ Reconfiguring the rules.

Nymtoc · Jul 11, 2017

^ Already designing her next three Halloween costumes.

Pony. · Jul 11, 2017

^Is still wearing his very first Halloween costume.

Beanie5 · Jul 11, 2017

^is'nt wearing his haloween costume

Pony. · Jul 11, 2017

^Is only using misplaced apostrophes to see who notices.

Beanie5 · Jul 11, 2017

^doe'snt notice where you put your apostrophe's

borogove · Jul 11, 2017

is secretly a proofreader

Beanie5 · Jul 11, 2017

^has proof

Pony. · Jul 12, 2017

^Can't handle more than 40 proof.

Fruitbat · Jul 12, 2017

^Is out/standing in his field.

Pony. · Jul 12, 2017

^Helps herself to the foliage growing out in my field.

Nymtoc · Jul 12, 2017

^ covered his field with Astroturf.

armydillo978 · Jul 12, 2017

^ Playgirls ........ boytoy of the year...... concurrent with Blueboy's same issue. Bowchicka meow meow.....pfffftttt pfffftttt

M.S. Wiggins · Jul 12, 2017

^ Needs a catnip intervention.

armydillo978 · Jul 12, 2017

^ Is a card carrying member of the American People's Party of South Carolina for the Invetervention of Typewriters

Pony. · Jul 13, 2017

^Purveyor of fine road kill cuisine.

Nymtoc · Jul 14, 2017

^ Claims he gets messages from "beyond the veil," will put you in touch with a loved one for $5 (weekend special--two loved ones for $7.50).

Pony. · Jul 15, 2017

^Has threesomes all by himself.

Nymtoc · Jul 16, 2017

^ building a replica of the Titanic in his bathtub.