Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

borogove · Jun 28, 2017

^ate all the free samples of moist peanut brittle

NathanBrazil · Jul 1, 2017

^Currently marketing squeaky chalk and is being sued by the late Edgar A. Poe for defacing his public image.

M.S. Wiggins · Jul 1, 2017

^ Building his dungeon brick-by-maniacal-brick.

NathanBrazil · Jul 1, 2017

^knows that maniacal-bricks are much too expensive - uses bricks-just-south-of-sane.

Pony. · Jul 1, 2017

^Got busted for mopery once, spent the night in a lego jail.

Nymtoc · Jul 1, 2017

^ Raises toads.

BryanT · Jul 1, 2017

^slept his way to the top. Not sex or anything, just fell asleep in the elevator.

Nymtoc · Jul 2, 2017

^ tells people he's an elevator operator, but the elevators he claims to operate are all automated.

NathanBrazil · Jul 2, 2017

^Uses his mighty mime power to convince people on the street that they are going up and down an elevator.

Pony. · Jul 2, 2017

^Executed his last home invasion by walking in backward and telling people he was leaving.

BryanT · Jul 2, 2017

^ isn't a very good grim reaper -- hates touching other people.

Pony. · Jul 2, 2017

^Only became an honorary Aussie by signing a contract guaranteeing he would never again use the words shrimp and barbie in the same sentence.

Nymtoc · Jul 2, 2017

Put his scythe up for sale on eBay. Nobody bid on it.

Pony. · Jul 2, 2017

^Is still smarting because he couldn't afford the buy it now price.

Nymtoc · Jul 2, 2017

^ Spends spare time with his continually growing collection of Barbie dolls.

Pony. · Jul 2, 2017

^Super stoked about the upcoming Man Bun Ken doll.

Fruitbat · Jul 2, 2017

^Plans special Friday night Barbie and Ken dates.

Beanie5 · Jul 2, 2017

^ blows up there date.

Fruitbat · Jul 2, 2017

^Puts Barbie in the microwave "to teach her a lesson."

Pony. · Jul 2, 2017

^Can't undertstand why her axe murderer Barbie stories won't sell.

Beanie5 · Jul 2, 2017

^ prefers to use scythes over axes so he doesn't get blood on his robes

borogove · Jul 2, 2017

^is a marketing copywriter for Scythes R Us

Beanie5 · Jul 2, 2017

^edits axe murder barbie stories

borogove · Jul 2, 2017

^ writes the jacket copy for the Axe Murderer Barbie series

Beanie5 · Jul 2, 2017

^ inserts themself as the fake author picture on said