Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Fruitbat · Jun 22, 2017

^Gave all the ladies on his list toilet water for Christmas. Unfortunately, it was not the diluted perfume kind.

NathanBrazil · Jun 22, 2017

^Her ultimate dream is to become the replacement for the "." at the end of sentencesFruitbat

Shadow · Jun 22, 2017

^Is a magical tree that can only grant wishes twice a year

NathanBrazil · Jun 22, 2017

If only that were true.
^Is the kindest person I've ever met.

Nymtoc · Jun 22, 2017

^ Leads secret life as a rap singer.

Pony. · Jun 23, 2017

^Lives a not so secret life as a ping pong groupie.

NathanBrazil · Jun 23, 2017

^Wrote the best seller, 'My Life as a Ping Pong'.

Pony. · Jun 23, 2017

^steals all the royalties

Nymtoc · Jun 23, 2017

Wrote a sequel "My Life as a Paddle" and got horrible reviews. (Amazon refused to carry it, but you can probably pick up a copy at a flea market)

Pony. · Jun 23, 2017

^Critics said it was the forward writen by Nymrod...I mean Nymtoc.... That torpedoed the book.

BryanT · Jun 23, 2017

^ is a secret shopper. The problem is finding the secrets.

Pony. · Jun 23, 2017

^Doesn't know the words to The Star Spangled Banner, but for a quarter he'll hum it for you.

M.S. Wiggins · Jun 27, 2017

^ For a buck fifty, will cue the ominous banjo music.

BryanT · Jun 27, 2017

^ loves children. All kinds, Extra crispy, baked, barbecued.

Pony. · Jun 27, 2017

^Puts ketchup on corn flakes.

armydillo978 · Jun 27, 2017

^ Puts ketchup on corn kid flakes.

borogove · Jun 27, 2017

^ puts ketchup on scalp flakes

Fruitbat · Jun 27, 2017

^snorts Coca-Cola

Nymtoc · Jun 27, 2017

^ Puts mustard on bananas.

Pony. · Jun 28, 2017

^Is afraid of bananas, they creep him out.

NathanBrazil · Jun 28, 2017

^Thinks 'moist' should be added to the list of banned words.

armydillo978 · Jun 28, 2017

^ Is related to the hotdog company of the same name.

NathanBrazil · Jun 28, 2017

^Crazy enough to thinks that Ima start a hot dog company called Moist.

armydillo978 · Jun 28, 2017

^ Invested in moist hot dog buns.....they got soggy

Nymtoc · Jun 28, 2017

^ Marketed moist peanut brittle. No sales.