Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

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^At least Borogove only 'talks' to fish.
 

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^ Moolights as a submarine.(He's not a robot, he's a Transformer.)
 

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^Puts walruses on a pedestal, and laugh when they fall off.
 

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^Reaps all the walruses that fall off the pedestal and die (not saying's he purposely rigged the pedestal to be lopsided.....buuuuutttttt......)
 

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^Has always been afraid of her pet rock.
 

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^ You bought some. Which is sadder?
 

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