Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

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^ Is a closet cannon enthusiast. We'll have to rely on her better judgement as to what cannon to best fire Army from.
 

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^ Arrested for performing unauthorized blockade reenactments.
 

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Arrested starting the beet sugar riots.
 

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^ has a Darth Vader costume
 

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Now that's funny. I'm trying to not picture Nymtoc deciding between wearing the Princess Leia gold bikini and the Darth Vader costume.
 

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Now that's funny. I'm trying to not picture Nymtoc deciding between wearing the Princess Leia gold bikini and the Darth Vader costume.

He alternates on even and odd days......or so his bulter says.


Now....back to Pony Pony....


^ Is not really a pony.....his DNA test came.....donkey.
 

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^Took a DNA test once and failed
 

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^Has unraveled all his DNA and currently regenerating himself as a new never-seen-before beast.
 

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^Painted himself into the corner of a round room.
 

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^Donated a whole months pay to a crowdfunding effort to develop a cordless extention cord.
 

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^ Keeps trying to develop undershorts that never need washing. His experiments on himself have driven everyone away except one neighbor who (because of a genetic defect) has no sense of smell.
 

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^ How ya doin neighbor?
 

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^Maybe it's just the magnification from those binoculars, but someone has some big expectations for the people next door.
 

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^ If you want to post things that are normally considered "too disgusting" for the internet, you can post them on an exciting new website called Ponyslist.
 
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^ Pins the tail on the inflatable donkey but it blows up, so gathers the shredded remains and stuffs them down the nearest cheerful pony's windpipe.
 

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^Just wrote his most compelling plotline to date.
 

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^Thinks plot lines are the same as fishing lines