Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

possiblerobot · May 23, 2017

^Knows hazelnuts are the root of all evil.

Nymtoc · May 23, 2017

^ has evil glint in visual units.

armydillo978 · May 23, 2017

^Is secretly a wall street broker......Nymtoc is really an anagram for NYT.com.

possiblerobot · May 23, 2017

^Hunts stock brokers for fun.

armydillo978 · May 23, 2017

^ Is jealous and cries tears of oil everynight.

Nymtoc · May 23, 2017

^ desperate to become a robot.

armydillo978 · May 23, 2017

^ has robotic underwear that he's prances around in....

possiblerobot · May 23, 2017

^Enjoys the show.

Nymtoc · May 23, 2017

^ charges people to hear his robotic voice (does not accept bitcoins).

armydillo978 · May 23, 2017

^ Has a secret stash of bitcoins hidden under his laptop

possiblerobot · May 23, 2017

^Uses bitcoins for all of his purchases

armydillo978 · May 23, 2017

^Wears plastiflesh to blend in with humans

Nymtoc · May 23, 2017

^ Wears aluminum foil to blend in with robots.

possiblerobot · May 24, 2017

^Requires guests to pass a Turing Test before entering the house

Nymtoc · May 24, 2017

Watches reruns of Lost in Space, then runs around shouting "Warning! Warning! Danger, Will Robinson! Warning!"

DamienLoveshaft · May 24, 2017

^ is a yakuza boss and has the Guinness world record holding pinky collection.

possiblerobot · May 24, 2017

^The current holder of the world's largest severed head collection.

Nymtoc · May 24, 2017

^ is being sued for identity theft by R2D2.

Matera the Mad · May 24, 2017

^ has more than once been arrested for impersonating a dictionary.

Nymtoc · May 24, 2017

^ has been heard muttering, "They call me mad, do they?" before breaking into weird laughter.

Beanie5 · May 24, 2017

^ has been heard breaking into demonical laughing

Pony. · May 24, 2017

^Told the joke he was laughing at.

Nymtoc · May 24, 2017

^ president of Pauly Shore fan club.

possiblerobot · May 25, 2017

^King of all fanboys

Nymtoc · May 25, 2017

^ gets upset when people mistake him for a servo-mechanism.