Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

^ Only gives cursed objects away

^Did time for jacking a shopping cart for an old lady.

/\ Is not actually from Brazil.....he's from New Jersey.....Nathan New Jersey.....meh....

^Giver of all nicknames.

^wants to change his name to robot possible and join cartoon network

^ Goes to parties dressed as a Brazil nut. Nobody gets the "Brazil" part, but the "nut" part always gets him kicked out.

^Spent his adolescent years masquerading as a typewriter.

^ Will spend his retirement years boring adolescent kids with talk of vintage laptops.

^ Is the cousin to Jonathan Quayle Higgins III .... she changed the last name .... because she was the black llama of the family....so they say

^^ Travels the country, joining Linda Hamilton doppelgänger contests.

Too slow. Armadilly has beaten to the punch once again.

^ Has a penchant for pinching buttocks and the Traveling Wilburys

^ Once was on an episode of Deez Nuts Hah

^^episodically challenged

^ Challengly challenged

^Challenges challengers to challenging challenges to challenge their will to challenge his challenge lordship.

^ Challenged a wonky face drawn in chalk on a pavement to a staring contest without realizing that the eyes had changed, the odds smudged into dusty submission by a passing rodent who may have been in collusion with the infamously opaque Mr Flat Face, investigations later uncovered fourteen and a half pieces of mildly unappreciated cheddar cheese in a nearby bin along with a broken dish cloth and several orange pegs which declined to comment on the traumatic experience they had been through.

^ has licked to many toads

Demigod, Amphibio

^ Is secretly attracted to chalk...... she used to eat it at school..... instead of paste like normal kids.

^Uses paste as the secret ingredient to every recipe

^ Loves armydillo's paste cupcakes with dried glue sprinkles.

^sleeps with a stuffed unicorn

ahh, I do too.
^ I mean - probably set hers on fire.

^has 3,456 Yu-Gi-Oh cards

^ Is secretly a dog lover and uses cats only for their body heat.....furry beasties.

^Is a literal dog-person hybrid