Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Jason · Mar 5, 2017

^Relies on a cell phone to calculate a 10% tip

possiblerobot · Mar 6, 2017

^Does all his calculations in his head.

M.S. Wiggins · Mar 6, 2017

^ Does all calculations on biological digits.

jaus tail · Mar 8, 2017

^does all calculations on hair.

M.S. Wiggins · Mar 8, 2017

^ Braids my hair in helix cornrows.

JNG01 · Mar 8, 2017

^ hides her cash crop in between rows of corn.

jaus tail · Mar 8, 2017

^ thinks giraffes wear heels, thus they're so tall.

Joscco · Mar 9, 2017

^ am this poster's long lost half-brother.

possiblerobot · Mar 10, 2017

^Has many lost siblings

M.S. Wiggins · Mar 11, 2017

^ Gametes shaped like nuts and bolts.

Jason · Mar 11, 2017

^was a cheerleader of the "nut and bolts, we got screwed" brigade

jaus tail · Mar 12, 2017

^was a member of the human bridge. The city was short of cement, so some citizens volunteers to literally join hands and legs to form a human bridge.

possiblerobot · Mar 14, 2017

^Enjoyed walking all over that bridge just to bother the people in it.

NicoleScripting · Apr 28, 2017

^ filmed it all for a youtube channel specifically dedicated to people walking over the human bridge.

possiblerobot · Apr 28, 2017

^Was the first subscriber

NathanBrazil · Apr 28, 2017

^moonlighted as a youtube channel

NicoleScripting · Apr 28, 2017

^ has a ray gun that turns people into youtube channels and shoots it often.

NathanBrazil · Apr 28, 2017

^Favorite Muppet character is Orlando Bloom.

NicoleScripting · Apr 28, 2017

^ is the puppeteer for Orlando Bloom.

NathanBrazil · Apr 28, 2017

^ Currently piloting a probe between Phobos and Deimos

Nymtoc · Apr 28, 2017

^ tiddlywinks champion for the second year in a row.

NathanBrazil · Apr 28, 2017

^the actual inventor of tiddlywinks, but failed to file the patent

NicoleScripting · Apr 29, 2017

^ stole the idea for tiddlywinks

Bufty · Apr 29, 2017

from ^ , who stole it from me.

Undercover · Apr 29, 2017

^gives things away all the time