Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

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M.S ties a stones to her hair and then flings her hair to make it look like a weapon.
 

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Jaus tail still believes that if they step on a crack, they'll break their father's back, so they filled every crack in the sidewalk outside their house with more cement.
 

M.S. Wiggins

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Kinzel believes that if they fill it, they will come.
 

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Ms Wiggins can say the most outrageous things and expects to get away with it. I mean, just look at her sentence above.
 

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Ms Wiggins is the only one ever to have been thrown out of the gutter minds club. We couldn't handle her moving finger. Moving? More like vibrating!
 

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GM is jealous that Ms has parts that can be battery operated or plugged in. Don't even get me started about vibrating fingers.
 

M.S. Wiggins

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G2I (and GM) seem to like sneaking a peek into my nightstand drawer.
 

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^^^^^Grandma can get both her big toes in her mouth and eat a sub at the same time.
 

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M.S. Wiggins sends her condolences to the, er, happy? couple. She and her plus one respectfully decline the invitation.