Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II
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No one has wanted to make up a lie about JT for eight days because they're afraid that the worst stories they could possibly make up about him are probably true.
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Russ Mars doesn't use racist names for indigenous peoples and understands perfectly that snow reflects sunlight, therefore doubling the exposure of harmful rays in frozen places.
DJ hasn't enough knowledge to understand that even with double exposure to rays, sunburn isn't really a problem when Eskimos are completely covered in seal skins.
While we're not on the subject, please stop raiding my bird feeder. Seriously, Russ! The hungry little, tweety birds are getting frustrated and you're costing me a small fortune with your gluttony.
M.S. Wiggins tried her hand at Weird Al Yankovic style song parodies with her version of Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy With it"
Only hers is, "Gettin' Wiggy With it"
Yep... that's all I got.
They can't all be gems.
Only hers is, "Gettin' Wiggy With it"
Yep... that's all I got.
They can't all be gems.
To avoid customs, Jaus Tail tap dances through mosques, kicks people in the head when they bow to him in Japan, and refuses to carry a gun when he's in America.
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DJ doesn't exist. He is the collective essence of all drunken writer posts, which has suddenly gained sentience.
Russ Mars used to speak flawless Latin when he was twelve. Sadly, when the exorcist performed his rites, the Demon Pazuzu fled Russ's body, leaving him no less evil, but without demonic abilities like 360 degree head spins, projectile vomiting and fluency in Latin.
Russ misses those days, especially the projectile vomiting.
Russ misses those days, especially the projectile vomiting.
Russ is the hard-ass guard who likes to smack inmates alone.
It's not really his fault though. His mommy never loved him enough.
It's not really his fault though. His mommy never loved him enough.
DJ likes a confident smack of the crop, followed by a teasing graze along his hindquarter.
...and Russ sells crops to tourists, as well as t-shirts and caps that read, 'Have You Smacked A Unicorn Today?'
...and Russ sells crops to tourists, as well as t-shirts and caps that read, 'Have You Smacked A Unicorn Today?'
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M.S. Wiggins is his best customer.
I wouldn't mind except she sometimes -- AUGH God Damnit, I'm typing here! -- Ahem... as I was saying, she likes to sneak up behind me when I'm on the computer and give me a surprise smack.
I wouldn't mind except she sometimes -- AUGH God Damnit, I'm typing here! -- Ahem... as I was saying, she likes to sneak up behind me when I'm on the computer and give me a surprise smack.