Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II
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Drachen is a mad plastic surgeon, and he's trying to convince everyone that they need flamethrower fingers. He's totally figured out how to power them through hard liquor.
Drachen is a mad plastic surgeon, and he's trying to convince everyone that they need flamethrower fingers. He's totally figured out how to power them through hard liquor.
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And BG is my salesman, making sure Jaus Tail has everything he needs to keep Trump looking so....Trump.
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Drachen has paid good money to have such hair. Most of it has been transferred from other parts of his body, but if you don't think about that as you're running your fingers through it, and can manage to ignore the coarseness, it's totally (ok, slightly) convincing.
BG does not find the hair on my head at all appealing. The total lack of hair elsewhere however....
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Drachen has found the lack of hair elsewhere to be very beneficial and is considering getting hair removal on other parts of his body as well. His friends may no longer be able to call him a bear and it will likely affect his role in the furry community. He may not have thought this through very well...
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Drachen makes a wonderful slip and slide. But the oil is of upmost importance as chafing can occur without it. Ouch.
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Drachen told me that BubbleGumBG was traumatized by seeing chickens choked and snakes strangled so became a vegan and now dates guys who make cucumbers in cream.
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Drachen always knows which thread he's posting in. He's also Molly Brant's pet unicorn, who she keeps in a giant glass ball on the top of a mountain. It's a magical creature thing.
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Yes, we're all still trying to educate jaus. I've been struggling to help him understand newton's first law of motion, but he keeps arguing that the boulder Nerdilydone rolled off the mountain rolled to a stop on its own. It's really quite a frustrating process.
Russ claims he chokes a large turkey, not a chicken. (chicken is just too small to describe the true size of his one-eyed purple-helmeted warrior of love, he says)
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Drachen doesn't think Russ derserves his chicken/turkey. Always choking it, posting its picture everywhere and flailing it around in people's faces. Drachen says next time he sees it, he's just going to slaughtered the darn thing.