Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Drachen Jager · Nov 2, 2015

Nerdilydone is quick, but not quick enough.

She also has no trouble identifying pink avatars and the profile box "female" with the correct gender.

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BubbleGum came before me... as usual.

BubbleGumBG · Nov 2, 2015

Nerdilydone likes to correct people for referring to her as a "he", but prefers to refer to other females as "he"s.

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Drachen is quick with his fingers. Often too quick . . .

jaus tail · Nov 2, 2015

Every full moon day Bubblegum wears wolf costume and runs in the street. She's even paid a few people to act surprised and act scared before her.

BarII · Nov 3, 2015

Jaus signs autographs with his "tail" which delights his fans until he casually walks away saying "that's not ink, sweetheart."

Nerdilydone · Nov 3, 2015

BarII is blind, but still better at identifying genders than me.

Jehhillenberg · Nov 3, 2015

BarII passed the bar for the second time and currently practices getting people off.

Doesn't question if they're innocent or not.

BarII · Nov 3, 2015

Jeh likes biking up hills shouting "JEH BE HILLEN BOIII!"

Drachen Jager · Nov 3, 2015

That sounded better in BarII's head. It was actually quite funny, but you had to be there... and him to get the joke.

BarII · Nov 3, 2015

Drachen Jager means "drunk old rock star" in Vancouverese.

ErezMA · Nov 3, 2015

BarII every third Tuesday of each month to a light house to wait for his true love.

BubbleGumBG · Nov 3, 2015

ErezMA, BarII's true love, sits in the bushes surrounding the light house and watches, never revealing that he's been there all along.

Nerdilydone · Nov 3, 2015

BubbleGum, however, sees ErezMA and BarII, because she sees everything. She also hires someone to write love letters in ErezMA's name, just for kicks.

ErezMA · Nov 3, 2015

Nerdilydone supplies the stationery.

molly brant · Nov 3, 2015

ErezMA heads the government task force studying cattle flatulence as a leading cause of global warming.

BarII · Nov 3, 2015

Molly holds up cow tails for more accurate readings.

Jehhillenberg · Nov 3, 2015

BarII used to sell disguised cow pies in a village, until his customers became all the wiser.

ErezMA · Nov 3, 2015

Jehhillenberg's name stemmed from his Antarctican uncle who lived in the capital of Antarctica - Antarctica City.

BubbleGumBG · Nov 3, 2015

ErezMA has selective blindness that often results in his inability to distinguish the gender of individuals in photographs and makes it difficult for him to interpret gender status'.

Drachen Jager · Nov 3, 2015

BubbleGumBG has to get so close to a person's crotch she gets poked in the eye before she knows what gender they are.

BubbleGumBG · Nov 3, 2015

Drachen only knows this to be true of when I was looking at him, as he has not saw me do such a thing with anyone else. Ahh, if only I'd have had my magnifying glass with me that day.

ErezMA · Nov 3, 2015

Bubblegum doesn't know my gender.

...but DOES know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

BubbleGumBG · Nov 3, 2015

But alas, even with a magnifying glass, ErezMA's gender remains a mystery.

BarII · Nov 3, 2015

Bubbs enjoys blowing bubbles in pairs for personal reasons.

molly brant · Nov 3, 2015

BarII keeps a hologram of Voldemort in his living room for fencing practice.

Jehhillenberg · Nov 3, 2015

molly's middle name is Voldemort!

Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Drachen Jager

Professor of applied misanthropy

BubbleGumBG

Born to fly... stretching my wings

jaus tail

BarII

Nerdilydone

Jehhillenberg

N/A

BarII

Drachen Jager

Professor of applied misanthropy

BarII

ErezMA

BubbleGumBG

Born to fly... stretching my wings

Nerdilydone

ErezMA

molly brant

BarII

Jehhillenberg

N/A

ErezMA

BubbleGumBG

Born to fly... stretching my wings

Drachen Jager

Professor of applied misanthropy

BubbleGumBG

Born to fly... stretching my wings

ErezMA

BubbleGumBG

Born to fly... stretching my wings

BarII

molly brant

Jehhillenberg

N/A