Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

jaus eats strawberries for dinner.

ErezMA is an incredibly convincing liar and never makes statements based on what he himself is doing at that particular moment.

Bubblegum conquered an entire small European nation all by herself, just so she'd have people to clean her house, cook her food, and make her hair pretty.

She is also a girl, if she wasn't one already.

(^I have approved this message. We shall dub this a non-lie and see that it is included in revised versions of history books)

Nerdilydone is has not actually completed anything, but Nerdilystarted and Nerdilyincomplete just didn't sound right.

(I also, unfortunately, have to confirm that the above is not a lie, other than a Mega Man fanfiction I'm pretty dang proud of)

BubbleGum lost her European nation in an alien invasion. In revenge, she trapped an alien vessel in gum, then declared it her new nation. It's now applying for entry into the United Nations.

(You'll get there! And that is definitely something to be proud of!)

Nerdilydone now resides in my ex-European nation and is outraged that I made off with his vessel during the invasion. He doesn't know that I've noticed, but he's got alien sleuths tailing me and soon plans to get his revenge by taking over the United Nations.

DaBub made another poopie, now with 30% more pees!

Bar II is just a ball if fur. If the wind flows fast, Bar II flies away.

Jaus wants to jump on and go for a ride.

there is a guy named Pony
lives on beach.. Sam N..... Sonny
cracks jokes.. so not..... funn..ny
drinks juice of taste..... leh..mo..nie

Jaus Tail had a pail
full of his bodily water
after pouring some out
he looked all about
and saw that his plants got shorter

BarII and Jaus both attend open mic night at every opportunity to continue their own personal poetry slam. Both receive nothing but crickets from the audience and have since been asked not to return. It's uncertain as to where their poetic battles now take place.

Bubblegum has a lucky coin in her pocket at all times.

ErezMA Will be gumball machine for Halloween and try to get little kids to pay him for gum.

BarII believes himself to be a fortune teller. He has yet to correctly predict anyone's future, however.

BubbleGum is also bad at telling fortunes. Fortunately, she's so bad that everyone knows that her fortunes are the opposite of true, so they know to just reverse it and it'll make sense. BarII destroyed her bubblegum nation out of jealousy. She never saw it coming.

N-done put the thing down, flipped it, and reversed it.

At a castle near Cork, M.S. Wiggins sang, "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family—” ... till an irate local said to him, "It's Blarney, you fool."

Molly Brant then stormed back to her pig-dung hut muttering about barbaric foreigners, destroying the proud tradition of the Corkers (her name for the locals) and wondering why living in pig-dung huts isn't good enough for everyone in the world that they have to fly half-way round the world just to mock everything Molly and her pig-dung hut stand for.

I couldn't make it out beyond that, as she closed the cow-dung door of her pig-dung hut, but I'm sure it was mostly insane ramblings.

Brought to you in part by, Drachen's Dung-home Renovations.

After visiting the Blarney Stone in Cork, Ireland, M.S. Wiggins came home and opened an advertising company for dung products, a fitting follow up.

Molly was deported from Ireland after refusing to quit pinching everyone she saw who wasn't wearing green. While being dragged off by the authorities, she shouted her favorite dirty limericks. To this day, she has no idea why everyone was so mean to her.

Fruitbat is not actually a fruitbat, but a veggiebat. Tomatoes don't count!

There once was a bat named Fruitbat
Who ate so much fruit it got fat
It tried to fly
Up so high
But with all them apples, forget that.

SevenStepsAuthor makes home made cheese using toe jam.