Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Artemissed is my dawg, son.

Every week, ErezMA walks twenty miles with a stack of detailed forms and submits them to the American Embassy. Each week, the embassy rejects these forms and asks that ErezMA stop coming. You can't apply for a green card if you're already a citizen.

MatthewHJonesAuthor complains to his wife that he doesn't want to eat vegetables when they sit down for dinner. Over the course of their marriage, he began to love her vegetables. He refuses to tell her, though. If he does, she wins. He can't have that.

ErezMA tried to join the Justice League as THE HORSE, possessing all the powers of being a literal horse: running fast, eating carrots, being able to cave a man's chest in with one kick.

^ this guy cared when Jimmy cracker corn

Well thats one mom never mentioned.

Pony is a bear who climbs trees and steals honey from tiny, innocent bees.

I don't know what Jimmy cracker corn means. This is my first Ireland/USA confusion.

Jaus Tail once peed in a plant pot at a party.

It was supposed to be, "Jimmy cracked corn." My phone's autocorrect, however, had other intentions.

Artemissed isn't Irish, he's West Virginian.

erez is really just Boxcar Willie in drag

Pony is still trying to learn how to ride a bicycle.

Nymtoc is a nymph with a large watch.

Artemissed knows how to ride a bicycle... He was forced to learn when his car was repossessed.

How the heck did you know? ErezMA has an extra toe. He calls it Hermione.

Artemissed got kicked out of narnia.

Pony. hangs out in the wardrobe. The others keep inviting Pony. to participate in a thinly veiled Christian allegory, but he'd rather take pills and rub up against all the fur coats.

Matthew provided the coats

Pony is a hipster. He ate a pizza before it was cool... and burned his tongue.

Erez thinks his Yugo is cool.

Pony isn't able to sit on any roller coaster because of those wings.

^ This guy thinks he can have this rake and eat it too.

ErezMA rolls joints for old ladies.



(that's not rude)

And Art lights them.

Pony steals them from the old ladies and flies away.