Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Blinkk hates a good toga.

Meg peed on all the carpets. To mark her territory, of course.

Blinkk totes rock the bedsheet style.

Josh would like to rock it with her...

Jorsh can't rock. Meg stole all his rocks.

But Meg wants to rock it out even more, yo.

Ew, Blinkk wants Josh's 'Rocks'.

Ew. Meg wants my T-shirt.

Ew, Josh is offering up his clothes. We have to be nice and pretend he's being generous and that we're not setting up a bonfire out the back...

Ew. Meg is pretending to burn my clothes to save face, but she's actually adding them to her rapidly-growing pile. .

Josh has been spying on us Blinkk! That is the only way he could know about the pile...

Ew, Jorsh is making bad jokes again

Meg's paranoia is kicking in.

Blinkk is very good at cover stories...


PHEW!

Meg02 is good at undercover stories.

That's where she writes, with a flashlight and a little notebook after she's supposed to be asleep in bed. Her parents don't even know about it.

Mind you, her parents are more concerned that she still acts like a 12 year old at age 57 than whether or not she writes.

DJ knows about flashlights. He uses them all the time, most every night. The girls in the windows don't seem to like the way he uses them, though.

Blinkk actually has a sword like that in real life.

I'd tell you how she uses it, but not 'till after the lawsuit between her and seven of her ex-boyfriends is settled.

Drachen just got back from court. He is on the run now from the process servers.

Jeh is a man-eater, in that she literally eats men. She finds their meat biceps the most tasty.

Matt is her personal chef. He slow cooks the biceps in a rosemary and red wine sauce.

Jeh and I invite Meg for dinner all the time, but she, rudely, declines.

Matt's 'meat' cooking is enough to turn anyone vegetarian.

Meg is a closeted cat hater. She's even got a shot gun in that closet. She wears gum boots, raises the shot gun with her arms, and boom boom bam.

Jaus enjoys when Meg gets her gun out of the closet. More room for him to stretch his legs.

LA*78 is a virgin.

Every night, Jaus Tail lies back and thinks of England.