Sproggie is often compared to Helen of Troy.
Only when his face launches a thousand ships, they're all trying desperately to get away!
Only when his face launches a thousand ships, they're all trying desperately to get away!
Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II
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Drachen (way to make me change it, dude..your fault!) spends all of his extra money on shares of Poopourri. He's yet to find out if it actually works for the intended purpose as he doesn't eliminate that way. BUT he has worn a dab or two behind the ears and can attest that the ladies dig it.
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Drachen Jager is very committed to his beliefs. He ever only takes one position - the missionary one.
Sprogspasser was committed for his beliefs. The good news is, doctors think a few rounds of electroshock and some hard-core drugs may snap him out of it.
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Drachen doesn't actually have any of his own beliefs. He just recycles whatever he learns from watching Showtime.
Ona clued me in on something the Psychic Fair people over looked. Although I'm banned from fairs up and down the country, I'm not banned from the fairs from side to side.
ONA! Bane of my 'Make Up A Lie" Existence.
ONA! Bane of my 'Make Up A Lie" Existence.
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Matthwe once stole a crab from a psychic fair not realising the crab was the psychic. The crab gave Matthew a choice of curses. Matthew now walks sideways. He thought it slightly better than to have crabs for the rest of his unnatural life.
sprogspasser has crabs down there. That's why you hear all those ticking noises from his basement.
Sciencewarrior once offered his girlfriend an all-you-can-eat crab buffet dinner.
I'm umm... not going to finish this joke.
I'm umm... not going to finish this joke.
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Jen just turned that around on DJ, successfully burning him... with a branding iron. Someone needs to drive DJ to the hospital.
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Matthew WOULD offer to drive him, but he broke his last pair of heels mowing the lawn (again)....and, as we all know, Matthew never goes ANYWHERE without being properly accessorized.
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Undercover has a fetish for peeing on sponges, but never around men named Bob...or any variation of Robert. Bill's are fine, though, which is ironic since she rarely pays them on time. At her age, one would think she'd no longer have to pay a man to pee around him...but, I just know what she tells me. Sometimes it's best to just leave things alone. MATTHEW!
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Ona was once on a show called "My Strange Addiction" where they documented her strange addiction to snorting baby powder. The camera crew often complained about her house being a big puff of fog everywhere. Everyone got so buzzed from the talcum powder that they lost most of the footage.
Undercover was on a show called "My Strange Condition" because medically, she was too cute. Her organs were slowly shutting down.
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Undercover brought me into a corner and quietly explained what Ona meant. The mouth on that young lady!
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Matthew confuses one's brain for one's mouth. Writers often wonder (and giggle) about what other body parts confuse him.
Now Ona has to reconsider exactly what Matthew meant when he kept using the phrase, "What a mindf*&k."