Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

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Drachen Jager has also taken to keeping a camera in the toe of his shoes so he doesn't miss a thing when taking his little upskirt forays into the public malls.
 

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Superdooper asked to borrow my camera-equipped shoes for the upcoming Highland Games. I told him that it's not the women who traditionally wear skirts to those things, but he just grinned and told me he knew that.
 

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Drachen Jager plans to be a disk jockey. Backward ballcap. Big baggy clothes. His hand pumping in the air to the beat. Ladies surrounding him. Oh, yeah. He has plans to live up to his initials.
 

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^ captain ryan knows for fact, since he's sitting on a tree limb outside DJ's window. He even brought snacks. Who knows how long he'll be there.

(run DJ)
 

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WriterWho is trying to sell mirrored floors. This way, she says, boys don't have to put them on their shoes.
 

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JoBird is trying to upstage her by making special garments that appear transparent when a special kind of glasses are worn.

The clothes will be offered absolutely free at boutiques in every major city in the world.

The glasses will cost $2,500 a pair.
 

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Drachen Jager is scheduled to be a guest speaker at the CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) convention in Washington March 14-16. Alongside such luminaries as Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, Eric Cantor, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Herman Cain, Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin, Jager will speak on "Canadian Conservatism--What We Can Teach the Tea Party."
 
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Nymtoc isn't very politically active. He thinks The Tea Party is when he sets up a table with his stuffed animals in the back yard and pretends to be a hostess.
 

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Captain ryan would like to play Tea Party and be the Hostess, but since Hostess went out of business, he's been too depressed.
 

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StephanieFox is the reason hostess went out of business. Something to do with a pit of sharks, some napalm and way too much peanut butter.
 

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JoBird is currently facing a lawsuit over fanfiction copyright issues.
 

Drachen Jager

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Robbert writes fan fiction. Here's an excerpt.

Round and round I go. Whee! Round and round... Oh, they turned me off. >sigh< Now I'll just have to wait...

Oh, they're back from the beach. Round and round. Yippee!


It goes on like that for another 750 pages before you reach the epic conclusion (spoiler alert) which involves a spring-break party and too much alcohol. Sad to say, the fan doesn't make it.
 

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DJ has taken a job as a door-to-door salesman for Trojan Vibrations.
 

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Nymtoc was my first customer. He ordered two dozen.