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    Talking Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

    iLion sits back and purrs in his free time.

    (No one asks why - leave it be)

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    WriterWho enjoys candid filmmaking. She rides the subway to work every day, always with a cell-phone surreptitiously pointed at her fellow passengers.

    She claims to have the largest database of nose-picking film in the world, but The Guinness Book of World's Records editors were too grossed out to bother trying to verify it.


    It's true what they say about Unicorns, I have video proof!

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    There's this weird video that's up on youtube that's, like, 250 hours of nothing but Drachen Jager picking his nose.

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    ^ JoBird is seen in the next clip "scratching" below for many, many, many hours.

    There's a poll for the cause. Two choices. One better than the other.

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    All of Samantha Lane's YouTube videos were pulled as NSFW.


    It's true what they say about Unicorns, I have video proof!

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    Just butting into this thread to announce that due to the immense size of the original, it's time to archive and restart. I moved these few posts from the end of the old, and if you really need to read the other, older version, it's here: Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive).
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    Drachen Jager writes reviews for a living. His rates are:

    * CAD $ 5,00 for one- two- and three-star reviews

    * CAD $ 50,00 for a four-star review (he claims on his website that they're hardest to write), and

    * CAD $ 40,00 for a five-star review

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    Robbert thought he was clever when he paid for 5 one star reviews. He figured they were just as good as 1 five star review. And cheaper too!

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    JoBird thinks Don Quixote is a story about a mule.

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    flyingtart thought a mule was a sandal without ankle straps, that Don Quixote often wore.
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    FoxyLoxy is the wild lady living in the boonies, running free with the foxes.

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    Nymtoc is the reason you can't have nice things.

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    For twenty-six years, JoBird put up with a domineering mother who wouldn't let him have any fun. Finally last week he got his own place, and to celebrate being out from under her thumb, he ran willy-nilly around his new apartment with a pair of scissors.

    The good news is he only needed twelve stitches, and the doctors say there should be minimal scarring.


    It's true what they say about Unicorns, I have video proof!

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    Drachen Jager's real name is Willy Nilly.

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    "Listening to you gives me the willies," said flyingtart's husband.

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    Robbert wears a nun's outfit on Sundays.

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    WriterWho believes Wesley Crusher was the bees knees.

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    JoBird is a line dancing instructor.

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    Samantha Lane purrs when you rub her tummy.

    Oh, wait a minute, that's not her tummy!


    It's true what they say about Unicorns, I have video proof!

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    Drachen Jager is super shy. He blushes when he sees a pretty lady and stutters when they speak with him. He's currently working to overcome his nature by practicing pleasantries with his blow up doll.

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    WriterWho is jealous of my doll.


    It's true what they say about Unicorns, I have video proof!

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    Drachen Jager has a blow up doll cemetery in his backyard for his retired previous "girlfriends".

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