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    ^ No! That wasn't it. And you're sounding more Scottish then English.

    ^First baby to fall up out of his crib. His parents found him an hour later crawling on the ceiling.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

    The drought is over. Fallen. Ok, it's been a long while since I've written any poetry, so be gentle.

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    ^ His name is actually Brazil, and he's from Nathan

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    Has "Mommy" tattooed on his hand, as a hint to bullies that a responsible adult will be notified.
    Story Prompts That Work: 52 Detailed, Tested Story Starters for Short Stories and Flash Fiction (for Adults and Teens)
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    Writing Flash Fiction: How to Write Very Short Stories and Get Them Published
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    Coffee House Lies: 100 Cups of Flash Fiction:
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    ^ Sleeps in her attic

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    ^ Watches a live stream of baby eagles every night to get lulled to sleep

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    ^Has a nightlight.....in every room

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    ^ Claims to have world's largest collection of snail shells.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    ^ Forgets the difference between "effect" and "affect" often

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    ^Can't stop watching videos of geese attacking humans. Is saving his pennies to get his very own attack goose.
    Story Prompts That Work: 52 Detailed, Tested Story Starters for Short Stories and Flash Fiction (for Adults and Teens)
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    Writing Flash Fiction: How to Write Very Short Stories and Get Them Published
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    Coffee House Lies: 100 Cups of Flash Fiction:
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    ^ Camped on sidewalk all night in order to be first in line for Justin Bieber concert.


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    ^ Sets his notifications to alert him anytime something is posted about "people eating nachos" - secretly hates nachos

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    ^ Is working on a goose mind control project.....to overthrow the free lake system as we know it! Swine.

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    ^ Sneezes every time they write the word "goose"

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    ^Was goosed once....by a loon

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    ^ Eats Cheerios backwards...however you do that

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    ^ Bought a pet mongoose and can't understand why it doesn't lay eggs.


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    ^collected toenail clippings in a jar for half a decade and then presented it to their ex at their high school reunion.

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    ^ Disenchanted ex at a high school reunion.
    "...and, having writ; Moves on..."

    'And Here is just the same deceit as There.'


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    ^Has an animal shelter for stray octupuses/octipi.....squids

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    ^ Is really a cuttlefish.
    "...and, having writ; Moves on..."

    'And Here is just the same deceit as There.'


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    ^Is really a florida banana spider


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    ^eats Starbursts without removing the wrappers first.

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    ^ Can't handle when people say the word "floppy" in public

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    ^Likes having someone else considered floppy for a change.


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    ^ Keeps trying to insert a floppy disk (a 5-inch one!) into a CD player. Calls the seller, complains, calls the manufacturer, complains, calls the Consumer Protection Bureau, complains...etc. etc. etc.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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