Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Fruitbat · Jul 21, 2017

Stomps home and pouts when not called "Big Nym."

Nymtoc · Jul 21, 2017

^ Despite rumors, keeps insisting that she only eats fruit. (The lady doth protest too much, methinks.)

Fruitbat · Jul 21, 2017

^Claims it's doctor's orders that all his fruit be fermented.

Nymtoc · Jul 22, 2017

^ Denies that she sleeps upside down.

Fruitbat · Jul 22, 2017

^Sleeps under the bed to hide from the boogeyman.

borogove · Jul 22, 2017

^ is the boogeywoman

Nymtoc · Jul 22, 2017

^ Afraid of ravens.

Fruitbat · Jul 22, 2017

^Dreams of laying an egg.

Pony. · Jul 23, 2017

^Silly old bat, he does that all the time.

Nymtoc · Jul 23, 2017

^ Thinks cockroaches are cool.

Nerdilydone · Jul 23, 2017

^thinks cool people are cockroaches.

Nymtoc · Jul 23, 2017

^ Serves fried cockroaches to her guests (but always uses too much salt!).

Fruitbat · Jul 23, 2017

^Brings out his special Barbie head collection for guests.

Nymtoc · Jul 23, 2017

^ Models her Barbie clothes (exact copies of the doll's wardrobe) for selected guests.

Fruitbat · Jul 23, 2017

^Selects the guests.

borogove · Jul 23, 2017

^ eats the guests

Beanie5 · Jul 23, 2017

^ enjoys a barbie q

borogove · Jul 24, 2017

(Beanie5, I laughed so hard at your post...)

^ is partial to a Furby-q himself

Nymtoc · Jul 24, 2017

^ Owns 234 Furbies.

Fruitbat · Jul 24, 2017

^Led a Furby massacre with PETA.

borogove · Jul 25, 2017

^founded PETA

Pony. · Jul 27, 2017

^Isnt' aware PETA stands for 'people eating tasty animals'.

armydillo978 · Jul 28, 2017

^ Carries an "Emergency Response Stash" of salt and people in case of finding roadkill.

Nymtoc · Jul 28, 2017

^ Sells roadkill in his diner by giving it fancy names, like Squirrel au Gratin, Badger Brulé, and Crow Cup.

Pony. · Jul 28, 2017

^Was featured in a documentary on lonely people who can't stop touching trees.