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Thread: Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

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    ^Pinched her own ass, then filed a complaint. Life is fair.
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    Professor of applied misanthropy Drachen Jager's Avatar
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    Great, now you guys started something, Fruitbat's in the begonias again, mooning me and singing, "Pinch my ass!" repeatedly.


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    ^Covets his neighbor's ass.

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    Of course I do! Fruitbat's ass can pull a plow through three acres of rocky soil in a day. In a day!

    You'd covet that ass too. But she's not selling for anything, so I guess I'll just have to keep using my tractor.

    It really is an amazing ass though.
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    Go down road, go pub. Mary Mitchell's Avatar
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    ^Has a perpetual farmer's tan.
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    Mary has a perpetual dominatrix tan (she wears that outfit ALL the time!).


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    ^Knows this because he is ALWAYS watching.
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    Well of course I am! Mary Mitchell's a reverse cam-girl. She pays anonymous strangers to watch her over the internet.


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    Go down road, go pub. Mary Mitchell's Avatar
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    ^Will apparently do anything if you pay him.
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    Services rendered, no questions asked. That's why Mary pays me.


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    ^Thinks "magic beans" are legitimate currency.
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    ^ Had a little lamb, but it hasn't been seen since she served her guests roast mutton.


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    Nymtoc sports a stylish pair of mutton chops. He refuses to let his wife trim them until they're crawling with maggots.


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    ^ Loves to talk about his many remarkable adventures and feats of derring-do. (Has a lot in common with Baron Münchhausen.)


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    Nymtoc thinks Taco Bell is a phone company in Mexico.


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    ^Can't afford their long distance rates.
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    Mary thinks the English Channel is another name for the BBC.


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    ^ Has a bat in his cave.
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    M.S. Wiggins is lonely without her bat.


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    ^ Alone in a crowd.
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    Many people think the famous "Wilhelm" scream (which is in just about every movie) is the same recording over and over, but in reality, M.S. Wiggins makes a tidy living doing it fresh every time it's needed. Sadly, years of this performance have left her unable to speak in any other tone.


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    ^Has small feet and a large truck.
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    Mary needed a password eight characters long for her AW account, so she chose, "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves".


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    ^Saves money on colored outdoor holiday lighting by feeding his yard unicorns radioactive beans throughout December.
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    I met with Mary yesterday for coffee. She told me she bought a new crotch rocket. So I asked if she meant one of those racing motorcycles. She said, "nope" with a gleam in her eye. I did my best to let the subject drop in spite of continued prodding from her. As much as I'm curious, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.


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