Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

NathanBrazil · Aug 11, 2017

^ No! That wasn't it. And you're sounding more Scottish then English.

^First baby to fall up out of his crib. His parents found him an hour later crawling on the ceiling.

WriterInTheDark · Aug 11, 2017

^ His name is actually Brazil, and he's from Nathan

Fruitbat · Aug 11, 2017

Has "Mommy" tattooed on his hand, as a hint to bullies that a responsible adult will be notified.

armydillo978 · Aug 11, 2017

^ Sleeps in her attic

WriterInTheDark · Aug 11, 2017

^ Watches a live stream of baby eagles every night to get lulled to sleep

armydillo978 · Aug 11, 2017

^Has a nightlight.....in every room

Nymtoc · Aug 11, 2017

^ Claims to have world's largest collection of snail shells.

WriterInTheDark · Aug 11, 2017

^ Forgets the difference between "effect" and "affect" often

Fruitbat · Aug 11, 2017

^Can't stop watching videos of geese attacking humans. Is saving his pennies to get his very own attack goose.

Nymtoc · Aug 11, 2017

^ Camped on sidewalk all night in order to be first in line for Justin Bieber concert.

WriterInTheDark · Aug 11, 2017

^ Sets his notifications to alert him anytime something is posted about "people eating nachos" - secretly hates nachos

armydillo978 · Aug 11, 2017

^ Is working on a goose mind control project.....to overthrow the free lake system as we know it! Swine.

WriterInTheDark · Aug 11, 2017

^ Sneezes every time they write the word "goose"

armydillo978 · Aug 11, 2017

^Was goosed once....by a loon

WriterInTheDark · Aug 11, 2017

^ Eats Cheerios backwards...however you do that

Nymtoc · Aug 12, 2017

^ Bought a pet mongoose and can't understand why it doesn't lay eggs.

whataremorals · Aug 12, 2017

^collected toenail clippings in a jar for half a decade and then presented it to their ex at their high school reunion.

M.S. Wiggins · Aug 12, 2017

^ Disenchanted ex at a high school reunion.

armydillo978 · Aug 12, 2017

^Has an animal shelter for stray octupuses/octipi.....squids

M.S. Wiggins · Aug 12, 2017

^ Is really a cuttlefish.

armydillo978 · Aug 12, 2017

^Is really a florida banana spider

whataremorals · Aug 12, 2017

^eats Starbursts without removing the wrappers first.

WriterInTheDark · Aug 12, 2017

^ Can't handle when people say the word "floppy" in public

Pony. · Aug 13, 2017

^Likes having someone else considered floppy for a change.

Nymtoc · Aug 13, 2017

^ Keeps trying to insert a floppy disk (a 5¼-inch one!) into a CD player. Calls the seller, complains, calls the manufacturer, complains, calls the Consumer Protection Bureau, complains...etc. etc. etc.

Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

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