Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Drachen Jager

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WriterWho enjoys candid filmmaking. She rides the subway to work every day, always with a cell-phone surreptitiously pointed at her fellow passengers.

She claims to have the largest database of nose-picking film in the world, but The Guinness Book of World's Records editors were too grossed out to bother trying to verify it.
 

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There's this weird video that's up on youtube that's, like, 250 hours of nothing but Drachen Jager picking his nose.
 

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^ JoBird is seen in the next clip "scratching" below for many, many, many hours.

There's a poll for the cause. Two choices. One better than the other.
 

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All of WriterWho's youtube videos prominently feature a cucumber, a large diamond ring, and a tube sock.
 

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All of Samantha Lane's YouTube videos were pulled as NSFW.
 

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Drachen Jager writes reviews for a living. His rates are:

* CAD $ 5,00 for one- two- and three-star reviews

* CAD $ 50,00 for a four-star review (he claims on his website that they're hardest to write), and

* CAD $ 40,00 for a five-star review
 

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Robbert thought he was clever when he paid for 5 one star reviews. He figured they were just as good as 1 five star review. And cheaper too!
 

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JoBird thinks Don Quixote is a story about a mule.
 

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flyingtart thought a mule was a sandal without ankle straps, that Don Quixote often wore.
 

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Nymtoc is the reason you can't have nice things.
 

Drachen Jager

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For twenty-six years, JoBird put up with a domineering mother who wouldn't let him have any fun. Finally last week he got his own place, and to celebrate being out from under her thumb, he ran willy-nilly around his new apartment with a pair of scissors.

The good news is he only needed twelve stitches, and the doctors say there should be minimal scarring.
 

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Drachen Jager's real name is Willy Nilly.
 

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"Listening to you gives me the willies," said flyingtart's husband.

Need counselling? I'll make you a good price!
 

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WriterWho believes Wesley Crusher was the bees knees.
 

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Samantha Lane purrs when you rub her tummy.

Oh, wait a minute, that's not her tummy!
 

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Drachen Jager is super shy. He blushes when he sees a pretty lady and stutters when they speak with him. He's currently working to overcome his nature by practicing pleasantries with his blow up doll.
 

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Drachen Jager has a blow up doll cemetery in his backyard for his retired previous "girlfriends".