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    ^Has a Taco Bell tattoo.


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    ^only eats at Taco Bell

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    ^Was 6'8" tall in the sixth grade; subsequently shrunk to current height.
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    ^Actually lives in Maine..... Rock Castle city or something

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    ^Invites people to afternoon tea and serves 'em grits.


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    ^are you being corny again?


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    ^Lives off of corn
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    ^is possibly a liquified corn fueled robot


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    ^Believes corn fuel is necessary for all the best inventions
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    ^I suppose you can use it too, if you want.


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    ^Holds a monopoly on corn fuel
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    ^Forgot to recharge himself last night.


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    ^Stole my charger
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    ^Is always misplacing things and then accusing people of stealing them.
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    ^Is trying to gaslight me
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    ^ Is full of gas.....and in the middle of the night.....well, you know.

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    ^ Burned down her neighbors' doll house.

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    ^ Apparently hasn't seen the neighbors doll house.....

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    ^ Hid robot's charger in the dollhouse.


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    ^ uses Voodoo dolls.


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    ^ Is still jealous of Billy Idol......Pony Pony

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    ^ still standing on the corner playing air guitar.


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    ^ still awake at this ungodly hour - ok it's probably top of the morning for you.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    ^ Still up, cracking hazelnuts and laughing evilly

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