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    ^Believes corn fuel is necessary for all the best inventions
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    ^I suppose you can use it too, if you want.


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    ^ still awake at this ungodly hour - ok it's probably top of the morning for you.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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